Succulent chicken wings tossed in your choice of sweet & smoky BBQ or fiery Hot sauce.
Chicken Tikka Skewers £7.50
Tender pieces of locally sourced chicken in a delicious tikka rub, served with a spicy, sweet chilly mayo.
Haggis Fritters £5.00
Top quality haggis in a ‘salt n vinegar’ batter, deep fried until golden and served with a caramelised onion chutney.
Veggie Haggis Fritters (V) £5.00
Veggie option of the above.
Breaded Mushrooms £5.00
Sliced portobello mushrooms coated in thyme and breadcrumbs, lightly fried and served with a garlic mayo.
Drunken Sailor £8.00
Layers of Scottish Smoked salmon and succulent north Atlantic prawns in a Marie Rose sauce – laced with Scottish Whiskey and topped with herb croutons.
Mains
Steak N’ Guinness Pie £13.00
Tender chunks of Scottish Beef in a rich Guinness gravy, topped with puff pastry, served with seasonal veg & your choice of creamy mash or new potatoes.
Texan Beef Chilli & A Desperados 330ml £11.00
Spicy beef chilli with wild rice & tortilla chips including a 330 Desperado.
Haggis, Neeps and Tatties £10.00
Our famous haggis, served with buttery mashed potatoes and a turnip puree, with turnip crisps & pepper sauce.
Veggie Haggis, Neeps and Tatties (V) £10.00
Veggie option of the above.
Scampi and Chips £12.00
Golden Scottish Scampi in breadcrumbs served with chips, newsroom tartar sauce and the choice of either a mixed leaf salad, or seasonal veg.
Balmoral Chicken >> Succulent chicken breast stuffed with our famous haggis, served
with creamy mash, seasonal veg & peppercorn sauce. £13.00
Burgers & Dogs
The Naked Truth £7.50
Chicken or beef patty with mixed lettuce, sliced beef tomato & red onion.
The Big Story £9.00
All the details of The Naked Truth embellished with sliced gherkin, smoked bacon & Scottish Cheddar.
The Fun Guy (V) £7.50
Lettuce, tomato & onion with a whole, roasted Portobello Mushroom, gooey melted cheddar cheese topped with chargrilled tomato chutney.
Dr Cheese £12.00
The Doctor is in! Three smashed burger patties generously covered in our signature Dr Pepper sauce with Scottish Mature Cheddar & topped with deep fried pickles.
Tequila Mocking Dog £8.50
Your classic pork hotdog topped with Texas chilli beef, crushed nachos and deep fried jalapenos all drenched in our signature tequila cheese sauce.
Naughty Piggy £8.00
Classic hot dog smothered in smokey pulled pork topped with toffee apple fritters and house cider slaw.
The Crazy Chicken Waffle Burger £10.00
Juicy chicken breast, chilli and honey Asian style slaw topped with grilled pineapple, sandwiched between two sweet Belgian Waffles.
Poppin’ Buffalo Dog (Hotdog) £9.00
Classic Bockwurst hotdog, topped with hot & spicy pulled buffalo chicken, house slaw, sweet & salty popcorn.
The BLT (Hotdog) £8.50
Classic Bockwurst hotdog topped with mixed leaves, chopped tomato and crispy bacon bits, all tossed in a ranch dressing.
Salads
Fruit & Nut Salad £10.50
Mixed leaf salad with crispy smoked bacon, candied walnuts & creamy goats cheese, finished with vibrant strawberries & balsamic dressing.
Warm Cajun Chicken Salad £12.00
Mixed Leaf Salad with a salsa style dressing, peppers & onions, topped with warm Cajun chicken breast & sour cream.
Sides
Seasonal Veg £3.50
Fries £3.50
Sweet Potato Fries £4.50
Jalapeño Poppers £5.50
Hand-cut Chips £4.00
Buttery New Potatoes £3.50
Creamy Mash £3.80
House Slaw £1.50
Mixed Leaf Salad £3.50
Extra!
Wee £1.00
Muckle £2.00
Dips £0.80
Soft Drinks
Irn Bru £2.40
Diet Irn Bru £2.20
San Pellegrino Blood Orange £2.70
Coca Cola £2.40
Coke Zero £2.20
Diet Coca Cola £2.20
Appletiser £2.40
J2o Apple & Raspberry £3.00
J2o Orange And Passionfruit £3.00
Sanpellegrino Limonata £3.00
Sanpellegrino Aranciata Rosso £3.00
Ginger Beer 200ml £2.10
Sparkling Mineral Water £1.80
Still Mineral Water £1.80
White Wine
Valdemoro Sauvignon Blanc (Chile/13%) £17.50
Green Fish Verdejo, Bodegas Gallegas (Spain/12%) £19.00
Red Wine
La Poderosa Malbec (Chile/13%) £17.50
Angels Tears Merlot Cabernet Sauvignon (South Africa/13.5%) £19.00
Torreón De Parades Pinot Noir Reserva (Chile/13.5%) £20.00
Rose
Botter Pinot Grigio Rosato (Italy/12%) £20.00
Packaged Cider
Old Mout Kiwi & Lime (4%) £5.75
Old Mout Pomegranate & Strawberry (4%) £5.75
Old Mout Berries & Cherries (4%) £5.75
Packaged Beer
Birra Moretti (Italy) (4.6%) £3.80
330ml 4.6%
Red Stripe (Jamaica) (4.7%) £4.50
500ml
Sol (Mexico) (4.5%) £3.80
330ml
Desperados (Mexico) (5.9%) £4.70
330ml
Heineken Zero Alcohol-free Beer (Netherlands) £2.70
Eggs Benedict - A pair ‘o’ poached happy eggs on slices of toasted homemade bread with freshly whipped hollandaise, served as: Barry Benny - Crispy smoked streaky bacon £6.50
Ready to Crumble? - Apple crumble with spiced stewed Bramley apples, sugary oaty crumble top & the Dairy’s vanilla ice cream £4.95
Eggs Benedict - A pair ‘o’ poached happy eggs on slices of toasted homemade bread with freshly whipped hollandaise, served as: Total Eclipse - Stornoway black pudding £6.95
Teatime Brownie - A warmed Earl Grey tea infused dark chocolate & walnut brownie with a scoop of homemade brown bread ice cream & gooey chocolate ganache £4.95
Fun-guy Pie - Creamy leek, wild mushroom & nutmeg pie topped with a puff pastry hat & fluffy tattie champ £7.95
Beefy Burritt‘o’ - Chunks ‘o’ blade ‘o’ beef, cooked low & slow in a spicy sauce with Scottish mature cheddar, sweet dill pickled gherkins & spicy jalapenos in a toasted tortilla with homemade chips £8.95
Chunky Cullen Skink - Traditional Scottish creamy fish soup with generous chunks ‘o’ naturally smoked haddock, leeks & tatties served with slices of homemade bread & a chunk ‘o’ butter wee: £4.50, BIG: £6.95
The Roseleafer - Vegetarian brekkie with haggis, beanz, slow roasted tomatoes, our own tattie scone, flat cap mushroom, wilted spinach with a happy egg cracked in the skillet & homemade buttered toast £7.95
All day breakfast - 2 hash browns, 2 rashers of bacon, 2 fried eggs, 2 tattie scones, beans, 2 sausages, black pudding, grilled tomatoes, mushrooms, toast and a pot of coffee or tea £10.45
Black Coffee (cup) Std: £1.95, Lrg: £2.25
Cold meat salad - roast beef, chicken and ham served with potato salad, coleslaw, pasta provencal, mixed salad and cheddar cheese. £9.95
Burger Selection - Beef burger - Two 4oz(114g)* beef burgers served in a sesame bun with a choice of one topping- cheese, chilli, bacon, au poivre sauce- extra toppings 75p each £10.45
Vegetarian Heaven - A smoky sweet potato, bean and herb patty, served on a Brioche bun with pesto, lightly pickled red onion and cabbage, guacamole, and creamy garlic and herb sauce with salad. £6.25
Crostini £3.50
Chicken Burger - Strips of Paprika coated Chicken served in a Ciabatta Roll with Bacon jam, Guacamole, Chiptotle mayo and Salad £7.25
Coleslaw £1.50
The Piggy Back - Quite Simply our Phileas burger topped with Smokey Pulled pork, pickled red cabbage and onion. £7.50, Cheese: Add 50p, Bacon: Add £1
Tomato base with mozzarella, ham, olives tomato, mushrooms and artichokes. Cereals Containing Gluten, Milk,
Veggie £6.00
Breaded veggie burger topped with a tomato burger relish, crisp lettuce and tomato in a glazed brioche style bun. Vegetarian, Cereals Containing Glutem, Milk, Nuts, Celery, Mustard.
Vesuvio £11.00
Chicken breast, sweet italian peppers, pepperoni and fresh chillies. Cereals Containing Gluten, Milk.
Mimosa Cake £5.00
Espresso Martini (200ml) £6.50
Rocket Salad £3.50
Peppery rocket, shavings of parmesan, drizzled with Balsamic glaze. Vegetarian, Egg, Milk.
Breakfast Roll (1 Filling) £2.25
Choice of sausage, bacon, black pudding or fried egg.
BBQ £7.50
Toasted italian bread topped with vine tomatoes and red onions marinated in olive oil, fresh basil, garlic and a drizzle of balsamic glaze. Cereals Containing Gluten, Milk, Nuts, Sulphur Dioxide, Mustard.