Address
11 The Parade, East Wittering, Chichester PO20 8BN, England
Calamity's in West Sussex Menu
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Calamity's in West Sussex has no menu available, but can choose from many other options such as Earl Gray Tea or Mint Tea from Saffron. Paprika offers many options including Chips and Plain Omelette & Chips. New Hing Loong Chinese Restaurant includes a wide range like Set Dinner D (V) or Set Dinner C. French Fried Chicken and Cold Chicken Salad from . Curry Mahal Tandoori offers Five Guys and Glaceau Smart Water.
Nearby Sample Menus
- Italian Farmhouse - Parma ham, mushrooms, tomato and basil £8.95
- Mixed Salad (V) - roast cherry tomatoes, cucumber, red onion, peppers and mixed leaves with French dressing £7.45
- Chicken Tikka Drumsticks - with coriander and mint yogurt £4.45
- 50p extra change fries to hand cut chips -
- Eggs Benedict (V) - two poached eggs, served on a toasted muffin with creamy hollandaise sauce £4.95
- Carved Beef, Turkey or Ham -
- Homemade Bread and Butter Pudding - with custard £5.95
- Chicken Breast with Parma Ham and Black Pudding - chicken breast stuffed with black pudding and wrapped in Parma ham, served with Lyonnaise potatoes, asparagus and a mushroom cream sauce £12.95
- Pan fried fillets of Sea Bream served with patatas bravas, caramelised peppers and garlic king prawns £12.95
- Café nachos topped with sour cream, cheese, salsa, jalapenos and guacamole (V) £3.95
- Chefs soup of the day £3.95
- King prawn with garlic and leek sauce on toasted brioche £5.95
- Malaysian style beef salad with bean sprouts and toasted sesame seeds £8.95
- Macaroni cheese with fries and salad (S) (V) £7.95
- Coronation chicken ciabatta £5.95
- Onion rings £2.50
- Saveloy £2.80
- BBQ Chicken 1/4 £4.80
- Chips (Small) £3.50
- Fanta Orange (330ml) £1.80
- Ginger Beer (330ml) £1.80
- Tango Apple (330ml) £1.80
- Southern Fried Chicken £2.50
- Panko Calamari £7.30
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Veg Bean Burger £3.20
- Homemade bean burger served on a toasted brioche bun with salad.
- £12.99
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Grilled Chicken Shish (Taouk) £5.50
- Chicken breast cubes, marinated and grilled. Served with a garnished.
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Piri Piri Chicken Wrap £7.50
- With chips and drink.
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Homemade Hummus £4.50
- Flavourful creamy Middle Eastern dish / dip made from fresh chickpeas, blended with tahini, olive oil, lemon juice, salt and garlic. Perfect for sharing. Served with warm flatbreads/ pitta.
- £5.50
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Grilled Lamb Shish £5.99
- Grilled, marinated chunks of lamb garnish with onions, tomatoes and hummus.
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Coated Wings (6pcs) £4.50
- Marinated in our special Chicko's sauce.
- Broccoli & Brie Parcel - A rich cheese sauce bound with sliced melted Brie and fully encased in puff pastry. £5.99
- topping to your ice cream: Devonshire Toffee Pieces 40p
- Add Sweet Waffles & Honey or Yoghurt & Berries to your breakfast £1.50
- Pork Sausages £3.99
- Chicken Caesar Salad - Cos lettuce tossed in a Caesar dressing mixed with garlic croutons, Italian hard cheese and topped with slices of roast chicken breast. £7.29
- topping to your ice cream: Cadbury Flake 40p
- topping to your ice cream: Oreo Chocolate Sprinkles 50p
- Handmade Potato, Gammon, Cheese & Onion Hash £3.99
- Smoked Salmon, Gherkins & Dill Mayo £6.95
- Jalapeño Poppers £2.95
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Full English £9.95
- 2x bacon, 2 x sausages, 2 x fried eggs, grilled tomato, mushrooms
- Tuna Melt £6.95
- Cumberland Sausage & Red Onion Chutney £6.95
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Supreme Breakfast £10.95
- 2 x sausages, 2 x bacon, 2 x fried eggs, black pudding, grilled tomato, avocado, hashbrown
- Tomato, Basil & Mozzarella (V) £6.95
- Halloumi & Pepper (V) £10.95
- King’s Meat Feast - chicken, bacon, spicy beef, sausage and pepperoni £10.45
- White Chocolate and Raspberry Cheesecake - with Chantilly cream £5.95
- Free Range Egg Mayonnaise and Cress (V) £4.95
- Mushroom & Garlic Gratin (V) - field mushrooms in garlic and parsley butter topped with Parmesan and toasted breadcrumbs £4.95
- Bocconcini (V) - marinated mozzarella balls with roast cherry tomatoes and served with basil and olive oil £4.45
- Honey Roast Ham Salad £4.95
- Americano £1.95
- Hot Chocolate £2.00
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Sausage & Egg Muffin £2.40
- Sausage patty, free range fried egg, slice of cheese & ketchup, served in a toasted muffin
- Regular Chips £2.45
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Wimpy Hamburger £3.25
- Served in a white bun with lettuce, tomato, onion & ketchup
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BBQ £0.60
- 3.5oz pot
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Ice Cream Sundae £2.45
- Choose from Raspberry Ripple or Chocolate Ripple. 200ml
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The Original Halfpounder Meal £12.65
- With your choice of drink and regular chips.
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Spicy Southern Fried QuornTM Burger Meal £10.20
- With your choice of drink and regular chips.
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Halfpounder Bacon & Cheese Meal £13.85
- With your choice of drink and regular chips.
- Pasta - Any pasta as a starter £5.00
- Tortellini alla Crema - Pasta parcels cooked with a cream, cheese, mushroom, egg and ham sauce £7.60
- Chicken Nuggets and Chips - Including a lollipop £3.90
- Fresh Melon £3.90
- Pizza Margherita - Tomato, mozzarella cheese and oregano £6.70
- Gamberetti Gondoliere - Hot prawns cooked in cream and brandy and served on a bed of rice £5.70
- Halibut in Prawn Sauce - Grilled halibut served with a cream, tomato, mushroom and prawn sauce £14.50
- Bisteccaalla Griglia - Grilled sirloin steak with grilled tomato and mushrooms £14.80
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Classic Pasta Bundle For One £13.75
- Includes One Pasta and One Side.
- Coke Zero- 330ml Glass Bottle £2.75
- San Pellegrino Aranciata Rossa (Blood Orange)- 330 ml £2.75
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Prima Light Pizza Caprina Pizza (V) £10.95
- Goat's cheese, rocket, plum tomatoes, olive tapenade and mozzarella, served smaller with a rainbow salad.
- Acqua Panna Still Mineral Water 1L £4.25
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Non-Gluten Carbonara Pasta £10.75
- Crispy pancetta in a rich creamy sauce with mascarpone, pecorino and riserva cheese. Add smoked prosciutto for extra cost.
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Non-Gluten Bolognese Pasta £10.75
- Our hearty beef and pork ragu served with non-gluten fusilli pasta.
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Vegan Baked Dough Balls (VG) £5.50
- Served with extra virgin olive oil and balsamic vinegar.
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Coca-Cola Original Taste £2.39
- 330ml can.
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Pizzaluna (New) £5.99
- Smoky pepperoni and cheese with tomato in a half-moon pasta parcel. Deep fried and served with your choice of Calabrian hot sauce or basil pesto for dipping
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GF Classic Cheese Burger £10.79
- Monterey jack cheese on a 6oz burger with mayo and garnish.
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GF Arrabbiata Pasta (VG) £8.99
- Roasted red peppers, red onion, green chillies and olives in a spicy tomato and garlic sauce.
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GF Pepperoni Pizza £9.99
- Pepperoni and mozzarella.
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GF Margherita Pizza (V) £8.39
- Tomato and mozzarella. Nice and simple.
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No-Cheesecake (VG) £5.79
- Unbelievably creamy vanilla no-cheesecake on a crumbly biscuit base with blueberry coulis.
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Mac n Cheese (V) £9.69
- Topped with a cheesy crumb. The ultimate comfort food.
- Scampi & Chips Breaded whitby scampi served with chips and side salad or peas £6.65
- Garlic Bread £1.00
- Jacket Potato A large jacket spud filed with a choice from below and served with a side salad. -
- Bread & Butter slice 20p
- Child All 3 Courses £7.00
- Traditionally cooked, with a choice of locally supplied meat and veg. A choice of starters and sweets is available at £2.00 each if you have room! -
- Half Roast Chicken served with chips & peas and optional gravy £5.65
- Beans 50p
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Apple Juice £0.90
- 200ml.
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Orange Juice £0.90
- 200ml.
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Ben & Jerry's Chocolate Cookie Dough 500ml £5.99
- Vanilla ice cream with gobs of chocolate chip cookie dough.
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Kids Beef Burger £4.50
- 3oz beef patty with salad & ketchup. Add cheese to make it extra special, served with chips & a carton of apple juice.
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Hawaiian Burger £7.49
- Pineapple pieces ham, mozzarella, reggae sauce & salad.
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Mexican Burger £7.49
- Guacamole, sour cream, salsa, jalapenos, Monterrey Jack cheese & salad.
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Ben & Jerry's Birthday Cake 500ml £5.99
- Vanilla cake batter ice cream with pink frosting & strawberry swirls & cake pieces.
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Satay De Luxe Burger £6.49
- Satay sauce, fresh chillies, mayo & salad.
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Thai Hot and Sour Noodle Soup £5.50
- With tom yum paste, vegetables, choice of noodle and filling. H.
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Spicy with Chilli £6.50
- Pad kra-pow; Spicy stir fried dish with mixed vegetables, chilli, garlic and basil. H.
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Tofu Noodle Bar £5.80
- V.
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Noodle Factory Vegetarian Combo £29.00
- Thai vegetable spring rolls (bor-bia tod), mixed vegetable tempura, hot and sour vegetable coconut soup (tom kha puk) medium spiced, thai green curry (gaeng keow wan puk) medium spiced, stir fried noodles and vegetables (pad me), egg fried rice (kao pad kai), large steamed jasmine rice (kao bao). V.
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Thai Sweet and Sour £6.50
- Pad priew-wan; Thai style sweet and sour with pineapple, onion and red peppers.
- Pepsi 0.33L £1.10
- Beef Steak Noodle Bar £6.30
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Thai Egg Fried Rice £5.50
- Kao pad kai; Fried rice with egg, mixed vegetables, soy and oyster sauce. V.
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Mexican Spring Rolls (Spicy) £5.50
- Chilli chicken, cheese and salsa rolled in a fried flour tortilla. Served with guacamole.
- House Fries £2.95
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Mexican Salsa Dips and Tortilla Chips (V) £4.95
- Tortilla chips accompanied by cool tomato salsa, tangy guacamole and sour cream.
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Chorizo Al Vino Blanco £6.50
- Mild Spanish chorizo cooked with onions and finished with a splash of white wine. Served with crispy ciabatta bread.
- Tomato Salsa £1.50
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Vegetable and Cheese Enchiladas (V) £12.95
- Oven baked tortilla filled with strips of halloumi, mushroom and courgette. Topped with enchilada cheese sauce. Served on a bed of Mexican rice, sour cream, guacamole and black beans.
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Patatas Bravas (V) £4.95
- Wedged potato topped with tomato salsa and Mexican cheese.
- Aioli £1.95
Calamity's
Phone
01243672254
Opened hours
Monday: 9:00 AM – 5:00 PM, Tuesday: 9:00 AM – 5:00 PM, Wednesday: 9:00 AM – 5:00 PM, Thursday: 9:00 AM – 5:00 PM, Friday: 9:00 AM – 5:00 PM, Saturday: 9:00 AM – 5:00 PM, Sunday: Closed
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Cuisine
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11 The Parade, East Wittering, Chichester PO20 8BN, England
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