Calamity's in West Sussex Menu

Are you the owner? Manage this listing for free.

Calamity's in West Sussex has no menu available, but can choose from many other options such as Earl Gray Tea or Mint Tea from Saffron. Paprika offers many options including Chips and Plain Omelette & Chips. New Hing Loong Chinese Restaurant includes a wide range like Set Dinner D (V) or Set Dinner C. French Fried Chicken and Cold Chicken Salad from . Curry Mahal Tandoori offers Five Guys and Glaceau Smart Water.

Nearby Sample Menus

Double Espresso £2.50
Seafood Linguine - fresh egg linguine pasta, king prawns, mussels and crayfish in a creamy white wine sauce, served with garlic ciabatta £12.95
Knicker “Popper” Glory - whipped cream and meringue pieces with fresh fruit, peach puree, vanilla ice cream, chocolate pieces, flaked almonds, hundreds and thousands and popping candy £6.95
Breakfast Club Sandwich - sausage, bacon and fried egg £5.95
Homemade Low Fat Mayo Free Coleslaw £1.50
Carved Trio of Meats -
Creamy Mash Potato £2.95
Mature Cheddar and Roast Onion (V) £4.95

King prawn with garlic and leek sauce on toasted brioche £5.95
Garlic bread with cheese £2.95
Fritto Misto of Cod, scallops and king prawns served with smoked paprika mayo £7.25
Malaysian style beef salad with bean sprouts and toasted sesame seeds £8.95
King Prawn: Thai curry served with basmati rice (S) £9.25
Roasted Mediterranean vegetable risotto (S) (V) £8.50
Coronation chicken ciabatta £5.95
Coronation Chicken £5.95

Beef Burger & Chips Kids Meal & Toy £6.00
Chips (Small) £3.50
Fish Cake £2.80
O.A.P Chicken and Chips £6.50
Chicken Nuggets (7) £4.60
Small Skate £9.40
1 Southern Fried Chicken Chips Kid Meal & Toy £5.50
Pickle Onion £1.00

Polenta Chips V
- Gran Milano cheese and honey & mustard dip
La Reine GF
- Ham, black olives and closed cup mushroom. Also available on a gluten-free base
Leggera Padana V, VG
- Under 600 calories. Goat’s cheese, caramelised onion, spinach, red onion, tomato and garlic oil served on a Classic-sized ring of our wholemeal, white and spelt dough, with a hole in the middle filled with a fresh, dressed salad. Vegan option available.
Quattro Formaggi V, GF
- Pecorino, Italian blue cheese, mozzarella and Gran Milano cheese with tomato on a Classic base. Also available on a gluten-free base
Fiorentina V
- Spinach, free-range egg, mozzarella, tomato, garlic oil, black olives and Gran Milano cheese on a Romana base
Quattro Formaggi Romana V
- Pecorino, Italian blue cheese, mozzarella and Gran Milano cheese with tomato on a Romana base
Honeycomb Cream Slice V
- Honeycomb, chocolate, whipped cream, and salted caramel on a biscuit base. Served with your choice of cream, gelato or mascarpone
Leggera American Hot
- Under 600 calories. Pepperoni, mozzarella and tomato, with your choice of hot green, Roquito or jalapeño peppers served on a Classic-sized ring of our wholemeal, white and spelt dough, with a hole in the middle filled with a fresh, dressed salad

Fernando's Chicken Kofte £15.99
- Minced chicken, flavoured with dry mint, oregano, garlic, cumin & black pepper.
Pinot Grigio Blush - Sentina-IGT Vento Italy (Bottle) £19.00
- Soft and gentle with ripe red berry fruit flavours.
Creamy Spaghetti £10.95
- Diced chicken, mushrooms, onions, garlic.
Chocolate Brownie £6.00
- Served with a scoop of vanilla ice cream.
Chicken Butterfly Burger £11.99
Lamb Kofte £16.99
- Three minced lamb shoulder with mixes herbs, grilled tomatoes & peppers.
Spicy Lamb Burger £13.50
- 10oz lamb burger topped with onions & chilli sauce.
Sparkling Water £2.50

Baked Beans £3.99
Natural Yoghurt, Honey & Berries - A lighter start to the day. £1.99
British or Irish Beef - Lightly glazed with Tewkesbury Mustard £5.99
Sausage Rolls - Two succulent sausages individually wrapped in pastry and served with HP sauce. £2.49
Caramelised Red Onion - & Goat’s Cheese Tart Roasted red onions and goat’s cheese on a puff pastry base. £3.59
Brown or White Toast £3.99
Sweet Waffles & Honey £2.49
topping to your ice cream: Cadbury Flake 40p

Grilled Burger and Fries - Including a lollipop £3.90
Bistecca Boscaiola - Sirloin steak cooked with tomato, mushroom, onion and red wine £15.90
Bistecca Mamma Mia - Sirloin steak with Gorgonzola cheese, cream, tomato and mushroom sauce £15.90
Pasta - Any pasta as a starter £5.00
Vitello Pizzaiola - Medallions of veal cooked in tomato. garlic and white wine, sprinkled with mozzarella cheese £13.50
Grilled Trout - With lemon juice and white wine £11.50
Scampi A la Crema - Served with white wine, cream and mushroom sauce, served on a bed of rice £13.90
Pizza Calzone - Folded over pizza filled with tomato, mozzarella cheese, ham and mushrooms £7.60

OAP Price £4.70
- Homemade Chilli £4.95
Adults All 3 Courses £10.00
Bangers & Mash 3 Lincolnshire sausages with mashed potatoes, peas and onion gravy £4.95
Garlic Bread £1.00
Bread & Butter slice 20p
Jacket Potato A large jacket spud filed with a choice from below and served with a side salad. -
Steak Ale & Mushroom Pudding Chunky pieces of steak with mushroom and ale gravy served with mash or chips & peas £5.95

Corona (330 ml) £4.95
Whole chicken £17.50
- Whole Roast chicken roasted with garlic and thyme. Served with you choice of sauce
No. 55 £9.50
- Chicken burger with bacon, fried egg, tomato and mayo.
1/2 Chicken Meal Deal £12.50
- 1/2 chicken, including sauce, fries and a soft drink
No. 89 £9.50
- Chicken burger with gem lettuce, tomato, sriracha mayo and habanero sauce.
Pineapple Coriander & Lime Sauce £1.00
Fruli (330 ml) £4.95
Coke (330 ml) £2.75

Tango Orange £1.50
Onion Rings £2.90
Ben & Jerry's Chocolate Cookie Dough 500ml £5.99
- Vanilla ice cream with gobs of chocolate chip cookie dough.
Sizzling Hot Burger £6.49
- Hot chilli, marinade, fresh chillies, jalapenos, cool mayo & salad.
Rubicon Mango £1.50
Homemade Garlic Mayo £0.80
Mushrooms Burger £6.49
- Sauteed mushrooms, mayo, relish & salad.
Dr Pepper £1.50

Blueberry Filled Muffin V
- Our blueberry muffin is packed with blueberries, with a tasty blueberry compote filling.
Ham & Mozzarella Panini
- British ham with mozzarella and Cheddar on sourdough ciabatta
Chicken Caesar Flatbread
- Chicken Caesar with vine-ripened tomatoes, salad leaves and Parmigiano Reggiano in a flatbread.
Honey V, Gf
- An individal jar of honey. Ideal for stirring into your porridge.
Banana & Walnut Loaf Cake V
- A light loaf cake made with fresh bananas a hint of cinnamon and a crushed walnut crumble.
Sausage, Bacon & Scrambled Egg Breakfast Pot
- Free range scrambled egg with pork sausage, our exclusive Nero coffee cured bacon, mushrooms, cherry tomatoes and spinach.
Milk Chocolate Stracciatella Bar V
- Milk chocolate bar filled with a sweet milk cream and chocolate shavings. A bespoke recipe for Caffè Nero, made in the North Eastern region of Italy.
Roasted Butternut & Balsamic Red Onion Tartlet V
- Oven roasted butternut squash, balsamic caramelised onions with a hint of rosemary in all butter beetroot shortcrust pastry.

GF Mushroom Bianca (VG) (New) £9.99
- Mushrooms in a dairy-free creamy garlic sauce and parsley.
Vegan Chocolate Chip (VG) (New) £4.19
- Soya milkshake with vegan choc-chip ice cream and chocolate sauce.
Strawberry Milkshake £3.89
Cookie Crumble with Oreo® Milkshake £4.19
- Vanilla milkshake blended with Oreo® cookies.
Viva la Vegan Burger (VG) £9.99
- Served with Fries. Vegan 1/4 pounder, lettuce, tomato, red onions, gherkin and vegan burger sauce
Crispy BBQ Chicken £11.89
- Breaded buttermilk chicken breast with BBQ sauce, red onions, mayo and lettuce.
Irn-Bru £3.29
- 330ml bottle.
Doom Bar £5.39
- 4.3% 500ml.

Prawn Crackers (G) £3.25
- Spicy and hard to stop eating!
Thai Green Curry 🌶🌶 £12.90
- Old favourite of “farang” (foreigner) travelling in Thailand. Combination of delicious Thai flavours blended with silky smooth coconut milk.
Sticky Chicken (G) £12.75
- A favourite amongst our regulars. It’s all in the balance – crispy but not dry, sticky without being soggy. Our chefs do love a challenge…
Charcoal Noodle Pad Kimao 🌶 (VE) £6.50
Still Water £2.60
Wholesome Cashew Stir Fry 🌶 (VE) £10.50
- Brimming with delicious ingredients - roasted cashew nuts, mushrooms, peppers, onions and chilli.
Spring Rolls (VE) £6.50
- Crispy spring rolls ﬁlled with shredded vegetables and served with homemade sweet chilli sauce.
Chicken Pad Thai (N) £10.95

Cajun Chicken Ciabatta £12.95
- Juicy tender flame grilled chicken fajita slices, bell peppers and onions all on a grilled ciabatta with fresh lettuce, beef tomato and topped with melted Mexican cheese. Served with house fries, coleslaw, fresh fiesta salad and honey mustard on the side.
Mexican Chilli Cheese (Spicy) £10.95
Natural Flavoured Soda £2.95
Halloumi Mushroom and Avocado (V) £10.95
- Golden brown fried halloumi, juicy mushroom and creamy avocado burger all in a flour tortilla. Topped with salad leaves tomato, onion and served with tomato chilli relish, onion rings and coleslaw.
Chicken Chimichanga (Spicy) £12.95
- Large flour tortilla fried golden brown, filled with muchos nachos chilli chicken, Mexican cheese and refried beans. Accompanied on Mexican rice, sour cream, guacamole and black beans.
Sol Beer© Chilli (Spicy) £12.95
- Our award winning chilli is cooked in Sol Beer© and accompanied with Mexican rice, pica de gallo, sour cream, Mexican cheese and tortilla chips.
Texas Smoked Jack Daniels® BBQ Cheese £10.95
Guacamole £2.50

PAN ROASTED CHICKEN BREAST - With roasted root vegetable gratin and a sage and Marsala wine sauce £16.95
PAN FRIED CALVES LIVER - With bubble and squeak potato cake, crispy pancetta and a Parmesan and truffle cream £17.95
CHAR GRILLED SIRLOIN STEAK - SERVED WITH A ROASTED GARLIC FIELD MUSHROOM AND YOUR CHOICE OF PEPPERCORN CREAM SAUCE OR CHILLI BUTTER £18.95
PAN ROASTED RUMP OF LAMB - On a sweet potato rosti, with red onion jam and a rosemary jus £18.95
HOME COOKED HONEY ROASTED HAM - With free range fried eggs and straw fries £10.95
Straw fries topped with cheese £3.75
‘ARUNDEL ALE’ BATTERED COD FILLET - With straw fries and homemade tartare sauce £11.95
Garlic and cheese ciabatta £3.45

Calamity's

South East England > West Sussex > Calamity's

Address

11 The Parade, East Wittering, Chichester PO20 8BN, England

Phone

01243672254

Email

None

Opened hours

Monday: 9:00 AM – 5:00 PM, Tuesday: 9:00 AM – 5:00 PM, Wednesday: 9:00 AM – 5:00 PM, Thursday: 9:00 AM – 5:00 PM, Friday: 9:00 AM – 5:00 PM, Saturday: 9:00 AM – 5:00 PM, Sunday: Closed