The Clumsy Swan in Birmingham Menu

The Fat Swan Grills The Fat Swan Grills
  • Nepale Lamb Chops £6.99
    • Tender lamb chops pieces marinated overnight in Nepalese spices cooked to perfection.
  • Kasoondi Salmon Tikka £9.99
    • Finest Scottish salmon marinated with kasoondi mustard, Indian herbs and spices.
  • Lamb Sekwa £6.99
    • Boneless pieces of lamb marinated overnight in handpicked spices.
  • Tandoori King Prawn £11.99
    • Fresh water king prawn marinated in South Indian herbs and spices and slow roasted in the fat swan grill.
  • Raunaki Lamb Seekh Kebab £5.99
    • Succulent spiced minced lamb kebabs. A timeless classic from the North West Indian frontier.
  • The Fat Swan Sizzler £10.99
    • Four chicken wings, three different types of tikka, lamb chops, seekh kebab and amritsari fish.
  • Old Style Tandoori Chicken £6.99
    • Baby chicken marinated in an old style chef's secret spices and cooked to perfection.
  • The Might Swan Sizzler £18.99
    • Tandoori chicken, six chicken wings, four different types of tikka, two sheesh kebabs, two lamb chops, amritsari fish and chilli prawn.
  • Bhatti Ko Tikka's £6.50
    • We have four different styles of chicken tikka (red chicken, methi garlic, Malai chicken and hariyali chicken). Each of them are marinated using different varietes of spices.
  • Veggie Fat Swan Sizzler £10.99
    • Soya shashlik, paneer tikka, veg samosa, soya fish, tandoori spiced broccoli and onion bhaji.
  • BBQ Sizzling Chicken Wings £4.50
    • Chef's special spiced chicken wings finished on a smoky grill.
  • Duck Tikka £6.99
    • Tender duch breast marinated in mild spices, garlic honey, red wine and orange juice.
The Fat Swan Grills (Veggie, Vegan Grill's) The Fat Swan Grills (Veggie, Vegan Grill's)
  • Ambi Paneer Tikka £5.99
    • Fresh cottage cheese marinated in traditional Indian spices and grilled with peppers and onions.
  • Soya Shashlik (VG) £5.50
    • Classic Indian and British favorite dish with a Nepalese twist, cube marinated in tandoori spices.
  • Achari Soya Chunk Tikka £5.50
    • Soya chunks marinated in pickling spices and finished in tandoor.
  • Tandoori Spiced Broccoli £4.50
    • Broccoli marinated in homemade tandoori masala, cooked to perfection in our classic grill.
The Fat Swan Indo - Chinese The Fat Swan Indo - Chinese
  • Chilli Paneer £5.50
    • Cripsy cottage cheese cubes, peppers and onions tossed with chilli garlic sauce.
  • Sehzwan Chicken £5.99
    • Crispy chicken chunks, pepper and onion tossed in Chinese Sehzwan sauce.
  • Pepper Prawn £6.99
    • Batter fried fresh water prawn tossed with peppers and garlic sauce.
  • Chilli Garlic Mogo £4.99
    • Cassava tossed in Chinese Sehzwan sauce.
  • Steamed Chicken £5.50
    • A Nepalese favourites! Asian steamed dumplings served with traditional blended tomatoes and sesame seed chutney on the side.
  • Steamed Veg Momo £5.50
    • A Nepalese favourites! Asian steamed dumplings served with traditional blended tomatoes and sesame seed chutney on the side.
  • Chicken Lollipop £5.50
    • Chicken wings turned into a lollipop fried in crispy batter and tossed with garlic chilli sauce.
Traditional British Swan Traditional British Swan
  • Veg Punjabi Samosa £4.50
    • Homemade filo of pastry with potato, peas, crushed punjabi spices and deep fried to perfection.
  • Soya Fish Amritsary (VG) £5.50
    • Crispy battered spiced soya fillets marinated in a garlic and ginger paste, coated with a ground ginger flour batter and deep-fried until deliciously golden brown.
  • Chicken Samosa £4.99
    • Homemade filo pastry with minced chicken, traditional punjabi spices and deep fried to perfection.
  • Amritsari Fish Pakora £5.99
    • Seasoned pieces of cod marinated in a ginge, garlic, gram flour batter and deep fried to perfection.
  • Onion Bhaji £4.00
    • Onion fritters flavoured with Indian herbs, spices and deep fried to perfection.
Swan Curry Bowls (Chicken) Swan Curry Bowls (Chicken)
  • Dilli Ka Butter Chicken £8.99
    • Tandoor cooked chicken tikka simmered in rich and a aromatic tomato sauce.
  • Chicken Tikka Masala £8.99
    • Braised succulent chicken pieces cooked with onions, tomatoes, herbs and spices.
  • Chicken Kadhai £8.99
    • Boneless chicken chunks cooked with a pepper based kadhai masala.
  • Badami Chicken Korma £8.99
    • Chicken pieces cooked in a rich aromatic almond sauce.
  • Saag Chicken £8.99
    • Ground fresh spinach cooked to perfection with boneless chicken using spices and herbs.
  • Chitwan Curry £8.99
    • From our chef's home town in the famous animal sanctuary disrtict in Nepal. Chicken cubes simmered in strong flavours of garlic, mixed with chilli and a blend of mixed spices.
Swan Curry Bowls (Lamb) Swan Curry Bowls (Lamb)
  • Railway Lamb Curry £9.99
    • A very popular dish in South Indian trains station's.
  • Lamb Jalfrezi £9.99
    • Boneless lamb and peppers coooked in a spicy and tangy curry.
  • Lamb Kadhai £9.99
    • Boneless chunks of lamb cooked in a pepper based special kadhai masala.
  • Saag Lamb £9.99
    • Ground fresh spinach cooked to perfection with boneless lamb using spices and herbs.
  • Khasi Mustang £9.99
    • Boneless lamb curry simmered in creamy green herb with fresh coconut, chillies. coriander and roasted spice.
Swan Curry Bowls (Seafood) Swan Curry Bowls (Seafood)
  • Prawn Chilli Garlic £10.99
    • Prawn simmered in strong flavours of garlic, mixed with chilli and a blend of mixed spices.
  • Prawn Bhoona with Potato £10.99
    • Fesh water prawns and baby potatos cooked with a thick onion and tomato masala sauce.
  • Kerala Fish Curry £10.99
    • Also available in vegan fish. Cod fish cooked with kokum and coconut sauce.
Swan Curry Bowls (The Fat Swan's Chef Special) Swan Curry Bowls (The Fat Swan's Chef Special)
  • Lamb, Chicken, Duck Curry £12.99
    • Seasoned duch breast, sauted and simmered in its own juices and mixed with aromatic chillies, corriander, fresh spices and finished with a dash of red wine.
  • Lamb Shank £12.99
    • Slow cooked lamb shank with spices, cashew nuts and kashmiri himalayan saffron.
  • Mix Seafood Curry £12.99
    • Assorted seafood cooked in coconut, onions and tomato sauce.
Swan Curry Bowls (Vegan and Vegetarian) Swan Curry Bowls (Vegan and Vegetarian)
  • Kadhai Paneer £7.99
    • Homemade cottage cheese cooked with a pepper based kadhai masala.
  • Bombay Aloo £7.99
    • Baby potato cooked with onions, tomatoes and curry leaf.
  • Saag Paneer £7.99
    • Ground fresh spinach cooked to perfection with cottage cheese using spices and herbs.
  • Soya Chunk Kadhai £7.99
    • Soya chunks cooked with a pepper based kadhai masala.
  • Butter Paneer £7.99
    • Homemade cottage cheese simmered in rich and aromatic tomato sauce.
  • Punjabi Daal Tarka £7.99
    • Yellow lentils, cooked with garlic, cumin and kashmiri chilli.
  • Seasonal MIx Veg £7.99
    • A delicious combination of vegetables cooked with onions, tomatoes and spices.
  • Daal Maharani (Black Lentil) £7.99
    • Black lentils simmered overnight with butter and cream on the slow heat tandoor.
  • Haweli Kofta £7.99
    • Corn and cheese dumpling cooked in a rich cashew and tomato sauce.
  • Punjabi Chana Masala £7.99
    • Chickpeas simmered on a low flame with onions, tomato and spices.
The Fat Swan's Biryani The Fat Swan's Biryani
  • Chicken £9.99
  • Lamb £10.99
  • MIx Seafood £11.99
  • Vegetarian £8.99
  • Vegan £8.99
Breads and Sides Breads and Sides
  • Naan £2.50
    • Plain, garlic, coriander, cheese or chilli.
  • Chilli Cheese Naan £2.99
  • Chilli Garlic Naan £2.99
  • Peshwari Naan £2.99
  • Keema Naan £3.50
  • Onion Kulcha Naan £2.99
  • Tandoori Roti £1.99
  • Lachha Paratha £3.50
  • Chips £2.50
    • Plain, spicy or masala.
  • Rice £2.99
    • Steamed, pilau, mushroom or egg fried.
  • Raita £1.99
    • Mix of yoghurt and cucumber.
  • Boondi Raita £1.99
Kids Meal Kids Meal
  • Chicken Nuggets £4.99
    • With chips.
  • Fish Finger £4.99
    • With chips.
  • Chicken Goujon £4.99
    • With chips.
  • Chicken Korma £4.99
    • With rice or naan bread.
  • Chicken Makhani £4.99
    • With rice or naan bread.
  • Vegetarian Korma £4.99
    • With rice or naan bread.

Nearby Sample Menus

  • Chicken & Mushrooms £4.15
  • Mozzarella, Pesto & Tomato £3.95
  • Cheese & Ham £3.70
  • Banana £3.20
  • Tuna & Sweetcorn £3.95
  • Hot Chocolate £2.70
  • Pizza £4.45
    • Pizza sauce, pepperoni, sweetcorn, peppers, cheese
  • Peppermint £1.70
  • 47. Vegetable fried rice £6.40
    • rice stir fried with diced Chinese cabbage/pak choi, diced cabbage, peas, diced green and red bell pepper
  • 500 ml bottle £2.50
  • 19. Casserole cooked fried Pork with Cabbage £9.50
    • fried cabbage, sliced pork, sliced green and red bell pepper, scallion/spring onion; mild spicy
  • 55. Steamed white rice £2.00
    • Rice, steamed
  • 14. Sautéed Sliced Pork with Pepper in Chilli sauce £8.90
    • fried sliced pork, sliced chili pepper, black fungus, scallion/spring onion; fragant spicy flavour
  • 48. Seafood fried rice £7.30
    • rice stir fried with peeled prawn, squid, scrambled egg and peas
  • 31. Sezchuan Style Dan Dan Noodles £7.60
    • noodles are hand made from flour, cut slim and thin, then boiled and topped with stir fired pork mince. the topping also contains nuts and sesame seeds, which is fragrant and full of flavor, a little bit salty and spicy.
  • 44. Udon fried with chicken and fried vegetables £7.60
    • stir-fried udon with bean sprouts, shredded green and red bell pepper, shredded onion, scrambled egg
  • Chilli Dog Veggie HotDog - Onions,Melted Cheese, Jalepenos and Chilli Sauce £1.50
  • Cheese and Onion Pie £1.95
  • Vegetarian Pasta Small £2.49
  • Margherita Twist - Fresh Tomato Sauce, Mozzarella and Cheddar Cheese, Fresh Tomato and Red Onion. Sml: £2.99, Med: £3.49, Lrg: £5.99, X Lrg: £7.99
  • Meat Free Sausage Rolls £0.45
  • Tandoori Vegetarian Chicken - Fresh Tomato Sauce, Mozzarella , Red Onion, Mushrooms, Sweetcorn, Jalpenos, Mixed Peppers and Tandoori Chicken Sml: £4.99, Med: £5.99, Lrg: £7.99, X Lrg: £9.99
  • Vegetarian Pepperoni - Fresh Tomato Sauce, Mozzarella , Mushrooms , Cheddar Cheese and Vegetarian Pepperoni. Sml: £4.99, Med: £5.99, Lrg: £7.99, X Lrg: £9.99
  • Vegetarian Pasta Large £3.25
  • Sausage + Doner Meat & Chips £8.50
  • Doner Naan & Chips £8.50
  • The Cheese & Onion Burger £6.00
    • 4oz Burger with Cheese & Caramelised Onions.
  • Calamari (15) Chips and Salad £10.00
  • The Double Classic Burger £7.00
    • 2x4oz Burger with Cheese Caramelised Onions & Ketchup.
  • Doner Kebab & Chips £8.50
    • Small. Served in a pitta with salad.
  • Two Piece Meal £4.00
    • 2 piece & chips.
  • Sausage & Chips £5.50
  • Mango Chutney (g) (d) (n) (e) £0.60
  • Vegetable Biryani (d) (e) £5.50
  • Beef Biryani (d) (e) £7.95
  • Tatul Chicken (d) £6.95
    • Chicken cooked in a hot tangy tamarind sauce with garlic & fresh green chillies.
  • Chana Bhaji (chickpeas) (d) £2.60
  • Fish Special Bhuna (d) £7.95
    • A medium spicy dish, cooked in a thick sauce flavoured with tomatoes (may contain traces of bone).
  • Chicken Shashlik (d) £6.95
  • Lemon (1.5L) £3.95
  • Large Orange Juice N/A
  • Clementine N/A
  • Double Berry Muffin N/A
  • Miso Soup N/A
  • Pole & Line Caught Tuna & Rocket Bloomer N/A
  • Pret Bar N/A
  • Roasted Vegetable & Feta Salad N/A
  • Chef's Italian Chicken Salad N/A
  • Piccolo La Rosie (Pizza + Salad + Dough Balls + Brownie) £6.25
    • Designed for children: piccolo Dough Balls ‘PizzaExpress', served with Houmous; a piccolo salad; a piccolo pizza with chicken; and, a gluten-free Chocolate Brownie
  • Coca-Cola Classic Bundle (330ml x4) £7.80
    • glass bottle (requires bottle opener)
  • Vegan Margherita (V) (Ve) (VG) £8.95
    • Vegan mozzarella alternative and tomato
  • Leggera Peperonata (V) (Ve) (GF) Under 600 calories (VG) £11.25
    • Penne Pasta baked in a sauce of passata, rosemary, chilli flakes, garlic and roasted mixed peppers, finished with fresh parsley
  • Pollo Forza £11.75
    • Chicken with hot chilli, sweet, spicy Roquito peppers, roasted peppers, garlic oil, mozzarella and tomato, finished with Gran Milano
  • NEW Leggera Vegan Padana (Ve) (VG) £11.60
    • Under 600 calories. Goat’s cheese, mozzarella, tomato, caramelised onion, spinach, red onion and garlic oil.
  • Thatchers Gold Cider £5.45
    • (bottle opener required) ABV 4.8%
  • Peroni Nastro Azzurro Bundle (330ml x 4) £12.00
    • (bottle opener required) Made in Italy, a delicate light dry lager (ABV 5.1%)
  • Pan fried Tiger prawns with spring onions and garlic butter £4.95
  • Sautéed button mushrooms –Homemade onion rings - Green beans with garlic. Buttered Spinach – Mixed salad All at £2.95
  • 30oz Shorthorn Porter House Steak for two to share! £32.50
  • Oak Smoked duck breast with braised saffron fennel, spiced orange and red wine sauce £7.95
  • Pan seared lambs kidneys, with dijonnaise sauce on toast. £5.95
  • Crisp fried fillets of sea bream with broad beans, peas, watercress veloute. £15.50
  • Duo of Lamb belly and lamb cutlet with red wine, carrots and rosemary. £16.50
  • Mushroom & Garlic sauce £1.95
  • Philly Steak Burger Rice Meal £5.49
    • Cuts of succulent grilled chicken topped with green and red pepper, red onions & grilled in melted cheese. Rice and a drink of your choice.
  • 3 Pieces Value Rice Meal £5.49
    • 3 pieces of chicken, fried in Superios original coating. Rice and a drink of your choice.
  • Golden Sella Rice £1.00
    • Choice of regular or large serving.
  • 5 Pieces Chicken Strips Rice Meal £5.99
    • 5 pieces of chicken strips in mild spicy coating. Rice and a drink of your choice.
  • Grill Chicken Strip £5.99
    • 2 classic chicken strip burgers, 2 regular fries.
  • Regular Grilled Popbites Fries Meal £4.49
    • Tender bite size chicken pieces in a flavour of your choice. Fries and a drink of your choice.
  • Quarter Grilled Chicken Fries Meal £4.49
    • Tender chicken grilled in flavour of your choice. Fries and a drink of your choice.
  • Grilled Peri Peri Platter (Full Platter) £14.99
    • Whole grilled peri peri chicken, coleslaw & bottled drink.
  • Big Man's Starter £14.95
    • Nacho libre, Chicago (6), men with wings (3), buffalo soldier (3), chicken run (3), once upon a time in Mexico & from Mexico with love served with chipotle & sriracha.
  • Chilli Beef and Cheesy Fries £4.45
  • Boss Baby £4.95
    • Fresh lettuce, tomatoes & caramelised onions with four slim 2oz beef patties topped with two cheese slices & mayo.
  • Margarita £3.95
    • The classic 7" mozzarella & tomato base combo.
  • Cookie Dough £3.95
    • Served with vanilla ice cream.
  • Mad Max £7.95
    • Lettuce, tomato, caramelised onions & gherkins with crisp flour tortilla stuffed with cheddar cheese, chicken rashers, mixed peppers, beef sausages & topped with a choice of meat dressed in our special Big Man's sauce.
  • Bob Marley £8.95
    • Lettuce, tomato, grilled chicken breast fillet & pepperoni with prime BMF beef patty topped with melted cheddar cheese & Devil mix smothered in buffalo sauce. Hot.
  • Classic Fries £1.95
    • V.
  • Vegan Fruit Flapjack V, Vg
    • Sweet oat flapjack enriched with golden raisins, sweet dried fruit and pistachio nuts.
  • Italian Cotto Ham, Salami & Mortadella Deli Sandwich
    • Cotto ham, Italian salami & mortadella with Provolone cheese, tomato & spinach on our Italian pane Pugliese bread
  • Pole & Line Tuna Melt Panini
    • Pole and line caught tuna with fresh peppers, slow roast tomatoes, a hint of parsley and lemon zest
  • Tuna, Red Pepper & Rocket Sandwich
    • Tuna & horseradish mayonnaise with red pepper and rocket on malted bread.
  • Ham & Mature Cheddar Croissant
    • British ham with mature Cheddar cheese in an all butter croissant
  • Honey V, Gf
    • An individal jar of honey. Ideal for stirring into your porridge.
  • Dark Chocolate & Hazelnut Chocolate Bar V
    • Extra dark chocolate bar filled with hazelnut cream and nibbed hazelnuts. A bespoke recipe for Caffè Nero made in the North Eastern region of Italy.
  • Sundried Tomato & Pesto Tostati V, Vg
    • Sundried cherry tomatoes with dairy free mozzarella style cheese, vegan pesto and salad leaves on sundried tomato sourdough bread.
  • Nacho Fries £2.99
    • French Fries topped with meted nacho cheese sauce, jalapenos and our flaming seasoning
  • Sparkling Water £1.99
  • Appletiser £2.49
  • Diet Coke £1.99
  • Cheesy Fries £2.49
    • French Fries topped with meted nacho cheese sauce
  • Doner Box with Fries & Salad £5.49
    • Your choice of meats, fresh lettuce, tomato, onion and red cabbage with fries.
  • Flaming Fries £2.49
    • French Fries coated with our flaming seasoning
  • The Original German Doner Kebab £6.99
    • Our trademark kebab sandwich, a must try! Your choice of doner meats, fresh lettuce, tomato, onion, red cabbage and 3 signature sauces served in our handmade toasted sesame bread.
  • Chocolate Fudge Brownie £3.20/150ml
  • Sweet potato, coconut and coriander £3.75
  • Chicken Satay £3.50
  • Tempura Vegetable Mix £3.50
  • Veggie Rice £3.50
  • Bread Crumbed Prawns £3.75
  • Tom Yum Hot & Sour chicken £4.50
  • Veggie Oodles £3.50
  • Filled Potato Skins - Cowboy chilli or tomato salsa filled potato skins topped with cheese and grilled to perfection served with sour cream (v) £5.25
  • Crab Cakes - Maryland crab cakes with a corn salsa £5.95
  • Fillet - 7oz of prime cut beef served with our hand cut spicy chips and home made tomato pickle. £23.95
  • Five bean chocolate and treacle chilli (v) - Made to our chefs special recipe served with rice or hand cut spicy chips and sour cream. £9.95
  • Warm chocolate brownie, served with Vanilla ice-cream N/A
  • Ribs and wings - A combination of our wings and ribs, with choice of our sweet honey BBQ or special hot and spicy sauce, served with hand cut spicy chips and a cooling garlic and herb dip. £14.95
  • Chips(v), corn on the cob(v), Budweiser battered onion rings(v), boston baked beans, mini caesar(v), sour cream and chives mash(v), cole-slaw(v), two fried eggs(v). £2.95 each
  • Sauces - Peppercorn, blue cheese, mushroom and BBQ, Bourbon & Coca Cola Sauce. £2.50 each
  • Big John's Cheese Burger £2.99
    • A delicious layer of beef served with a slice of cheese, fresh leaf lettuce, burger sauce, a slice of tomato, mayonnaise, fresh diced onions and relish all in a toasted bun.
  • Rubicon Mango £0.99
  • 12" BYO Pizza £10.99
    • 8 slices. At BigJohns we like to give you more choice. Select your pizza base, pizza sauce and top it with your favourite toppings. It's that simple!
  • Pepsi Can £0.99
  • Chilli Dip £0.50
    • 4oz tub.
  • Seekh Kebab Wrap £3.69
    • Two spicy seekh kebabs, served with cucumber, tomato, onion & mixed leaf salad in a griddled tortilla wrap.
  • Heinz Squeeze Me Ketchup £0.30
    • 4oz tub.
  • Southern Fried Chicken Breast and Chips £3.79
    • Chicken breast pieces coated with BigJohn’s secret breading, fried to perfection in rapeseed oil. Southern fried chicken is available in 2 and 3 pieces. All served with portion of chips.
The Clumsy Swan

The Clumsy Swan

location

Address

1 Stoney Lane, Yardley, Birmingham B25 8YP, England

phone

Phone

01217833777

clock

Opened hours

Monday: 10:00 AM – 10:00 PM, Tuesday: 10:00 AM – 10:00 PM, Wednesday: 10:00 AM – 10:00 PM, Thursday: 10:00 AM – 12:00 AM, Friday: 10:00 AM – 12:00 AM, Saturday: 10:00 AM – 12:00 AM, Sunday: 10:00 AM – 10:00 PM
price range

Price

$0 - $10

type

Type

None

service level

Service

None

cuisine

Cuisine

Bar , British , Pub Food

features

Features

Reservations ,  Seating ,  Highchairs Available ,  Serves Alcohol ,  Waitstaff ,  Television ,  Groups

Location
1 Stoney Lane, Yardley, Birmingham B25 8YP, England