The Clumsy Swan in Birmingham Menu

The Fat Swan Grills The Fat Swan Grills
  • Nepale Lamb Chops £6.99
    • Tender lamb chops pieces marinated overnight in Nepalese spices cooked to perfection.
  • Kasoondi Salmon Tikka £9.99
    • Finest Scottish salmon marinated with kasoondi mustard, Indian herbs and spices.
  • Lamb Sekwa £6.99
    • Boneless pieces of lamb marinated overnight in handpicked spices.
  • Tandoori King Prawn £11.99
    • Fresh water king prawn marinated in South Indian herbs and spices and slow roasted in the fat swan grill.
  • Raunaki Lamb Seekh Kebab £5.99
    • Succulent spiced minced lamb kebabs. A timeless classic from the North West Indian frontier.
  • The Fat Swan Sizzler £10.99
    • Four chicken wings, three different types of tikka, lamb chops, seekh kebab and amritsari fish.
  • Old Style Tandoori Chicken £6.99
    • Baby chicken marinated in an old style chef's secret spices and cooked to perfection.
  • The Might Swan Sizzler £18.99
    • Tandoori chicken, six chicken wings, four different types of tikka, two sheesh kebabs, two lamb chops, amritsari fish and chilli prawn.
  • Bhatti Ko Tikka's £6.50
    • We have four different styles of chicken tikka (red chicken, methi garlic, Malai chicken and hariyali chicken). Each of them are marinated using different varietes of spices.
  • Veggie Fat Swan Sizzler £10.99
    • Soya shashlik, paneer tikka, veg samosa, soya fish, tandoori spiced broccoli and onion bhaji.
  • BBQ Sizzling Chicken Wings £4.50
    • Chef's special spiced chicken wings finished on a smoky grill.
  • Duck Tikka £6.99
    • Tender duch breast marinated in mild spices, garlic honey, red wine and orange juice.
The Fat Swan Grills (Veggie, Vegan Grill's) The Fat Swan Grills (Veggie, Vegan Grill's)
  • Ambi Paneer Tikka £5.99
    • Fresh cottage cheese marinated in traditional Indian spices and grilled with peppers and onions.
  • Soya Shashlik (VG) £5.50
    • Classic Indian and British favorite dish with a Nepalese twist, cube marinated in tandoori spices.
  • Achari Soya Chunk Tikka £5.50
    • Soya chunks marinated in pickling spices and finished in tandoor.
  • Tandoori Spiced Broccoli £4.50
    • Broccoli marinated in homemade tandoori masala, cooked to perfection in our classic grill.
The Fat Swan Indo - Chinese The Fat Swan Indo - Chinese
  • Chilli Paneer £5.50
    • Cripsy cottage cheese cubes, peppers and onions tossed with chilli garlic sauce.
  • Sehzwan Chicken £5.99
    • Crispy chicken chunks, pepper and onion tossed in Chinese Sehzwan sauce.
  • Pepper Prawn £6.99
    • Batter fried fresh water prawn tossed with peppers and garlic sauce.
  • Chilli Garlic Mogo £4.99
    • Cassava tossed in Chinese Sehzwan sauce.
  • Steamed Chicken £5.50
    • A Nepalese favourites! Asian steamed dumplings served with traditional blended tomatoes and sesame seed chutney on the side.
  • Steamed Veg Momo £5.50
    • A Nepalese favourites! Asian steamed dumplings served with traditional blended tomatoes and sesame seed chutney on the side.
  • Chicken Lollipop £5.50
    • Chicken wings turned into a lollipop fried in crispy batter and tossed with garlic chilli sauce.
Traditional British Swan Traditional British Swan
  • Veg Punjabi Samosa £4.50
    • Homemade filo of pastry with potato, peas, crushed punjabi spices and deep fried to perfection.
  • Soya Fish Amritsary (VG) £5.50
    • Crispy battered spiced soya fillets marinated in a garlic and ginger paste, coated with a ground ginger flour batter and deep-fried until deliciously golden brown.
  • Chicken Samosa £4.99
    • Homemade filo pastry with minced chicken, traditional punjabi spices and deep fried to perfection.
  • Amritsari Fish Pakora £5.99
    • Seasoned pieces of cod marinated in a ginge, garlic, gram flour batter and deep fried to perfection.
  • Onion Bhaji £4.00
    • Onion fritters flavoured with Indian herbs, spices and deep fried to perfection.
Swan Curry Bowls (Chicken) Swan Curry Bowls (Chicken)
  • Dilli Ka Butter Chicken £8.99
    • Tandoor cooked chicken tikka simmered in rich and a aromatic tomato sauce.
  • Chicken Tikka Masala £8.99
    • Braised succulent chicken pieces cooked with onions, tomatoes, herbs and spices.
  • Chicken Kadhai £8.99
    • Boneless chicken chunks cooked with a pepper based kadhai masala.
  • Badami Chicken Korma £8.99
    • Chicken pieces cooked in a rich aromatic almond sauce.
  • Saag Chicken £8.99
    • Ground fresh spinach cooked to perfection with boneless chicken using spices and herbs.
  • Chitwan Curry £8.99
    • From our chef's home town in the famous animal sanctuary disrtict in Nepal. Chicken cubes simmered in strong flavours of garlic, mixed with chilli and a blend of mixed spices.
Swan Curry Bowls (Lamb) Swan Curry Bowls (Lamb)
  • Railway Lamb Curry £9.99
    • A very popular dish in South Indian trains station's.
  • Lamb Jalfrezi £9.99
    • Boneless lamb and peppers coooked in a spicy and tangy curry.
  • Lamb Kadhai £9.99
    • Boneless chunks of lamb cooked in a pepper based special kadhai masala.
  • Saag Lamb £9.99
    • Ground fresh spinach cooked to perfection with boneless lamb using spices and herbs.
  • Khasi Mustang £9.99
    • Boneless lamb curry simmered in creamy green herb with fresh coconut, chillies. coriander and roasted spice.
Swan Curry Bowls (Seafood) Swan Curry Bowls (Seafood)
  • Prawn Chilli Garlic £10.99
    • Prawn simmered in strong flavours of garlic, mixed with chilli and a blend of mixed spices.
  • Prawn Bhoona with Potato £10.99
    • Fesh water prawns and baby potatos cooked with a thick onion and tomato masala sauce.
  • Kerala Fish Curry £10.99
    • Also available in vegan fish. Cod fish cooked with kokum and coconut sauce.
Swan Curry Bowls (The Fat Swan's Chef Special) Swan Curry Bowls (The Fat Swan's Chef Special)
  • Lamb, Chicken, Duck Curry £12.99
    • Seasoned duch breast, sauted and simmered in its own juices and mixed with aromatic chillies, corriander, fresh spices and finished with a dash of red wine.
  • Lamb Shank £12.99
    • Slow cooked lamb shank with spices, cashew nuts and kashmiri himalayan saffron.
  • Mix Seafood Curry £12.99
    • Assorted seafood cooked in coconut, onions and tomato sauce.
Swan Curry Bowls (Vegan and Vegetarian) Swan Curry Bowls (Vegan and Vegetarian)
  • Kadhai Paneer £7.99
    • Homemade cottage cheese cooked with a pepper based kadhai masala.
  • Bombay Aloo £7.99
    • Baby potato cooked with onions, tomatoes and curry leaf.
  • Saag Paneer £7.99
    • Ground fresh spinach cooked to perfection with cottage cheese using spices and herbs.
  • Soya Chunk Kadhai £7.99
    • Soya chunks cooked with a pepper based kadhai masala.
  • Butter Paneer £7.99
    • Homemade cottage cheese simmered in rich and aromatic tomato sauce.
  • Punjabi Daal Tarka £7.99
    • Yellow lentils, cooked with garlic, cumin and kashmiri chilli.
  • Seasonal MIx Veg £7.99
    • A delicious combination of vegetables cooked with onions, tomatoes and spices.
  • Daal Maharani (Black Lentil) £7.99
    • Black lentils simmered overnight with butter and cream on the slow heat tandoor.
  • Haweli Kofta £7.99
    • Corn and cheese dumpling cooked in a rich cashew and tomato sauce.
  • Punjabi Chana Masala £7.99
    • Chickpeas simmered on a low flame with onions, tomato and spices.
The Fat Swan's Biryani The Fat Swan's Biryani
  • Chicken £9.99
  • Lamb £10.99
  • MIx Seafood £11.99
  • Vegetarian £8.99
  • Vegan £8.99
Breads and Sides Breads and Sides
  • Naan £2.50
    • Plain, garlic, coriander, cheese or chilli.
  • Chilli Cheese Naan £2.99
  • Chilli Garlic Naan £2.99
  • Peshwari Naan £2.99
  • Keema Naan £3.50
  • Onion Kulcha Naan £2.99
  • Tandoori Roti £1.99
  • Lachha Paratha £3.50
  • Chips £2.50
    • Plain, spicy or masala.
  • Rice £2.99
    • Steamed, pilau, mushroom or egg fried.
  • Raita £1.99
    • Mix of yoghurt and cucumber.
  • Boondi Raita £1.99
Kids Meal Kids Meal
  • Chicken Nuggets £4.99
    • With chips.
  • Fish Finger £4.99
    • With chips.
  • Chicken Goujon £4.99
    • With chips.
  • Chicken Korma £4.99
    • With rice or naan bread.
  • Chicken Makhani £4.99
    • With rice or naan bread.
  • Vegetarian Korma £4.99
    • With rice or naan bread.

Nearby Sample Menus

  • Flat White (5oz) £2.75
    • Double ristretto (a sweeter, shorter shot than espresso) with milk.
  • Juz-Muz (V)(Make Me GF) £5.25
    • Eggs, tomatoes, fresh chillies and onions served with 2 flatbreads.
  • Bye-Bye Stress £3.20
    • Fresh carrot juice; please ask if your would like to add orange.
  • Delightfullly Delicate (N) (Nut-Free Option Available) £4.25
    • Fresh strawberry and almond.
  • Victorian Lemonade £2.20
  • Calm Tonic £4.20
    • Fresh mint, oranges, limes and honey.
  • Lamb Shawarma Flatbread Wrap £5.25
    • Marinated strips of lamb, home-made garlic dressing and gherkins.
  • Regular Coke £2.20
  • 41. Udon fried with mixed seafood £8.00
    • stir-fried udon with peeled prawn, squid, shredded green and red bell pepper, shredded onion
  • 33. Rice Vermicelli with diced beef in Chinese Pickled Mustard-Green Soup £7.60
    • Rice Vermicelli, diced beef, pak choi/Chinese cabbage, Chinese Pickled Mustard-Green Soup; sour flavour
  • 26. Pak Choi Fried with chopped garlic £8.30
    • fried pak choi/Chinese cabbage with chopped garlic
  • 8. Sautéed Sliced Lamb with Onion and Spring Onion £9.50
    • fried sliced lamb, scallion/spring onion; sweet and salty flavour
  • 51. JDB Chinese herbal tea £2.50
    • 330ml can
  • 500ml bottle £2.50
  • 42. Udon fried with diced chicken £7.60
    • stir-fried udon with diced chicken, shredded green and red bell pepper, shredded onion
  • 22. Fried Potato, Green Pepper & Aubergine in soy sauce £8.30
    • fried diced potato, diced aubergine, diced green and red bell pepper;salty fresh flavour
  • Family Feast for 4 People (Special) £45.00
  • Keema Naan with Cheese and Garlic £2.95
    • Minced lamb.
  • Tandoori King Prawns £5.25
    • Giant tiger prawns marinated in garam masala and fresh herbs smoked over charcoal
  • Red Mullet in Goan Spices £3.95
    • Marinated in pickled spices and grilled in the tandoor.
  • Chicken Tikka Balti £5.95
  • Lamb Balti £6.95
  • Tarka Daal £3.10
  • Fish 65 £3.95
  • Spicy Beef Tawa (d) £7.95
    • Scintillating strips of beef, with garam masala, barbecue sauce & capsicum sizzling on a traditional tawa hot plate.
  • Samosa (g) (e) £2.50
    • Deep-fried spring roll pastry triangles with a deliciously spiced filling.
  • Fried Garlic Mushroom (d) £2.60
  • Diet Coca-Cola (1.5L) £3.95
  • King Prawn Tawa (d) £10.95
    • Marinated king prawns served on a bed of medium hot chilli minced chicken, served with tawa.
  • Aloo Gobi (d) £2.60
  • Jolpai Chaat (v) (g) £2.75
    • Spicy chickpeas in an appetizing sauce garnished with crunchy Indian pastry bites.
  • Shami Kebab (g) (e) £2.95
    • Spiced mince lamb, grilled on tawa.
  • NEW Risotto Con Funghi (N) (V) (GF) £11.50
    • Creamy white wine risotto with Portobello mushrooms, pine kernels and garlic oil, topped with rocket, parsley and shaved Gran Milano cheese
  • Kopparberg Mixed Fruit Cider £5.95
    • (bottle opener required) ABV 4.0%
  • Tiramisu (V) £4.95
    • Made by La Donatella, using traditional methods and ingredients: layers of ladyfingers, mascarpone cream, marsala wine, coffee and cocoa.
  • Pollo Pesto (GF) (N) £11.75
    • Chicken, closed cup mushroom, red onion, mozzarella, Gran Milano cheese and penne pasta in a béchamel & pesto sauce
  • Polenta Chips (V) £4.35
    • Italian polenta chips with rosemary, oven-baked and finished with Gran Milano cheese, served with a honey & mustard dressing dip.
  • Peroni Nastro Azzurro Bundle (330ml x 4) £12.00
    • (bottle opener required) Made in Italy, a delicate light dry lager (ABV 5.1%)
  • Pinot Grigio £20.45
    • 75 cl. Veneto, Italy (ABV 12%) A subtle wine: light and lemony with a fruity bouquet and refreshing acidity
  • Mixed Salad (V) (GF) £3.60
    • Seasonal mixed leaves, rocket, fresh tomatoes and cucumber, with our house dressing and extra virgin olive oil
  • Beef Aloo Bahar (Served with Steamed Rice) £15.95
    • Cubelets of succulent beef loin and baby potatoes simmered in thick spicy gravy with onions and tomatoes
  • Tandoori Sizzler (For Two) £14.95
    • A royal assortment of delicious chicken, meat and seafood appetizers to share
  • Onion Bhaji (V) £5.75
    • World famous snack of crisp onions deep-fried in a coating of gram flour batter
  • Aloo Roshun Aur Mushroom (V) £5.95
    • Soft and fluffy speed potato balls with sauteed mushrooms in garlic butter
  • Prawns Biryani £11.95
    • Saffron flavoured basmati rice stir-fried with fresh herbs and spices, served with a medium strength mixed-vegetable curry sauce
  • Chicken Pakora £6.25
    • Pieces of chicken coated in spiced gram flour batter and then deep fried till golden brown
  • Fish Amritsari £5.95
    • White fish immersed in an ajwain and gram flour batter, then deep fried to a golden colour
  • Tandoori King Prawns £15.95
    • Marinated king prawns roasted in the tandoor until golden brown
  • Corona (330ml) £3.80
  • Baklava £4.50
    • Wafer thin filo pastry with walnuts, almonds and pistachios, in an orange, cinnamon and cardamom flavoured syrup.
  • Patatas Bravas £5.00
    • Crisp potatoes served with a tangy tomato sauce. V.
  • Cuvée Jean Paul Rogue, France (Bottle) £17.50
    • An uncomlicated medium-bodied, soft, fruity and very drinkable red...yet serious enough to accompany food.
  • Parlez-Vous Malbec, France (Bottle) £19.95
    • Red fruit is to the fore, rounded out by ripe brambles and just a hint of liquorice.
  • Schweppes £1.60
    • Choice of Lemonade, tonic, slimline or soda water.
  • Cuvée Jean Paul Sec, France (Bottle) £17.50
    • A fresh, dry white wine, balancing creamy character with lemon acidity - zesty and aromatic.
  • Makatu Sauvignon Blanc, New Zealand (Bottle) £24.50
    • Classic marlborough sauvignon, plenty of herbaceous and gooseberry notes alongside riper, more tropical fruit.
  • Beef Burger £2.49
    • Beef burgers with cheese lettuce & mayonnaise. Choice of single or double.
  • Burrito Loco Rice Meal £6.49
    • Peppers, onions, tomatoes, black beans, rice, grilled chicken breast, guacamole, salsa sauce & cheese served in tortilla bread. Rice and a drink of your choice.
  • Superios Hot & Mild £0.30
  • Caesar Salad £1.30
    • Lettuce, croutons, grated parmesan cheese in Caesar dressing.
  • 10 Pieces Spicy Wings Fries Meal £5.49
    • Fried wings in Superios spicy coating. Fries and a drink of your choice.
  • Spicy Chicken Strip Wrap £3.25
    • Spicy chicken strip wrap with salsa, mayonnaise & salad.
  • 18 Pieces Grilled Wings Rice Meal £10.49
    • Tender chicken wings grilled to perfection, in a flavour of your choice. Rice and a drink of your choice.
  • Golden Sella Rice £1.00
    • Choice of regular or large serving.
  • Mix Meat Salad £7.50
  • Dr Pepper £1.50
  • Mini Fish Sandwich £7.00
    • Served salad with tartar sauce.
  • Seabass (1) £10.00
    • Dusted in flour.
  • The Cheese Burger £6.00
    • 4oz Burger with Cheese.
  • SFC Drumstick + Doner Meat & Chips £7.50
  • Spicy Chicken Fillet Sandwich £7.00
    • Served with mayo & lettuce.
  • Sausage & Chips £5.50
  • Chicago Dough Balls (8 Pieces) £4.45
    • Garlic doughballs drizzled in butter & served with thick mild tangy salsa. V.
  • Cheesy Fries £3.95
    • V.
  • Terminator £6.45
    • Lettuce, tomato & red onions with a choice of meat & melted cheddar cheese topped with mayo.
  • Milkshakes £2.95
  • The Champ £9.95
    • Lettuce, tomato with two prime BMF beef patties stuffed with BBQ chicken, jalapenos & melted mozzarella cheese dressed in our special Big Man's sauce.
  • Hulk Smash £7.45
    • Lettuce, tomato & jalapenos with grilled chicken breast fillet topped with melted cheddar cheese, deep fried mushrooms with a spread of garlic mayo & jerk sauce.
  • Boss Baby £4.95
    • Fresh lettuce, tomatoes & caramelised onions with four slim 2oz beef patties topped with two cheese slices & mayo.
  • Big Man's Starter £14.95
    • Nacho libre, Chicago (6), men with wings (3), buffalo soldier (3), chicken run (3), once upon a time in Mexico & from Mexico with love served with chipotle & sriracha.
  • Caramel Shortbread V
    • An all butter shortbread base, topped with our own recipe caramel, and a thick layer of Belgian chocolate.
  • Apricot & Ginger Crumble Cake V
    • A light ginger sponge baked with apricots, hand topped with a crunchy Amaretti crumble topping. Even more delicious warmed and served with fresh cream.
  • Supergreen Soup V, Vg, Gf
    • A vibrant healthy soup made with peas, courgette,spinach and kale with borlotti beans.
  • Seasonal Fruit Salad Vg, Gf
    • Juicy & sweet seasonal fruit salad
  • Gluten Free Chocolate Brownie V
    • Chocolate brownie, made using gluten free flour and dark chocolate. Individually wrapped.
  • Chargrilled Vegetable & Supergreen Salad Vg, Gf
    • Chargrilled peppers and courgette with green salad, red pepper houmous, spinach and an orange & rosemary dressing.
  • Salted Caramel Cheesecake
    • Creamy caramel and white chocolate cheesecake layered together, topped with swirls of salted caramel sauce.
  • Crudite & Red Pepper Houmous Vg
    • Carrots, red pepper, sugar snap peas & cherry tomatoes with a red pepper houmous dip
  • Thai Green Chicken & Veg £5.95
  • Cookie Dough £3.20/150ml
  • Veggie Oodles £3.50
  • Thai Red Curry & Rice £5.95
  • Vegetable Spring Rolls £3.50
  • Thai Prawn Crackers £1.20
  • Seasoned Potato Wedges £2.10
  • Veggie Rice £3.50
  • Sirloin - 8oz of tender beef chargrilled and served with our hand cut spicy chips and home made tomato pickle. £14.95
  • Caesar salad - Classic caesar salad, baby gem lettuce, freshly shaved parmesan and croutons tossed with our caesar dressing (v) £7.50, With chicken Cajun or plain: £9.50
  • Crab Cakes - Maryland crab cakes with a corn salsa £5.95
  • Rump - This flavoursome cut comes in three sizes of 8oz or 16oz chargrilled to your liking and served with our hand cut spicy chips and home made tomato pickle. £12.95, £19.95.
  • Ranch salad - Steak cooked to your liking mixed with fresh salad leaves bacon, cheese, tomato and sweet corn drizzled with our ranch dressing £9.95
  • Roast Chicken Wings - Our special roast chicken wings in either our sweet honey BBQ or our special hot and spicy sauce served with a garlic and herb dip. 4 wings: £4.50, 8 wings: £7.50, 12 wings: £9.50
  • Nachos - freshly fried tortillas served with salsa, guacamole, sour cream and cheese (v) £4.50
  • Filled Chilli Peppers - Cream cheese filled chilli peppers with a garlic and herb dip (v) £5.25
  • Southern Fried Chicken Fillet Burger £3.49
    • Chicken breast fillet coated in BigJohn's special recipe served with fresh leaf lettuce, burger sauce and mayonnaise on a toasted bun.
  • Chilli Pepper Cheese Nuggets £2.79
    • Jalapeno peppers stuffed with a cream cheese mixture, battered and deep fried to perfection. 8 per portion.
  • Rubicon Guava £0.99
  • 1.5 Liter 7 Up £2.19
  • Heinz Squeeze Me Ketchup £0.30
    • 4oz tub.
  • Heinz Squeeze Me BBQ £0.30
    • 4oz tub.
  • Cod and Chips £5.49
    • 100% Fresh Cod Fillet cooked in crisp batter and served with real potato chips. All our fish is cooked fresh to order deep fried in low cholesterol rapeseed oil.
  • Lamb Doner Wrap £3.69
    • Doner meat served with a hot spicy sauce and mixed leaf salad in a griddled tortilla wrap.
  • Chicken Popcorn (10 Pieces) £1.99
  • Galaxy Shake £2.99
  • Bounty Hunter Cookie Dough £4.95
    • Bounty chocolate smothered with white chocolate sauce.
  • Eiffel Tower £4.99
    • 4x 45g Irish British beef, pickle American mustard, burgerizza sauce and toasted double cut bun.
  • Jammie Dodger Shake £2.99
  • Golden Crunch Cookie Dough £4.95
    • Topped with delicious crunchy with melted Nutella chocolate.
  • Mix Pounder £5.50
    • 90g 100% Irish British beef, 2x chicken strips, pickle American mustard, Algerian sauce, magic onion and sesame toasted bun.
  • Berguerriza Sandwich £8.99
    • 100% Irish British pulled beef, egg, lettuce, garkan, burgerizza sauce, salsa chilli, crushed nachos.
The Clumsy Swan

The Clumsy Swan

location

Address

1 Stoney Lane, Yardley, Birmingham B25 8YP, England

phone

Phone

01217833777

clock

Opened hours

Monday: 10:00 AM – 10:00 PM, Tuesday: 10:00 AM – 10:00 PM, Wednesday: 10:00 AM – 10:00 PM, Thursday: 10:00 AM – 12:00 AM, Friday: 10:00 AM – 12:00 AM, Saturday: 10:00 AM – 12:00 AM, Sunday: 10:00 AM – 10:00 PM
price range

Price

$0 - $10

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None

service level

Service

None

cuisine

Cuisine

Bar , British , Pub Food

features

Features

Reservations ,  Seating ,  Highchairs Available ,  Serves Alcohol ,  Waitstaff ,  Television ,  Groups

Location
1 Stoney Lane, Yardley, Birmingham B25 8YP, England