Calamity's in West Sussex Menu

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Calamity's in West Sussex has no menu available, but can choose from many other options such as Earl Gray Tea or Mint Tea from Saffron. Paprika offers many options including Chips and Plain Omelette & Chips. New Hing Loong Chinese Restaurant includes a wide range like Set Dinner D (V) or Set Dinner C. French Fried Chicken and Cold Chicken Salad from . Curry Mahal Tandoori offers Five Guys and Glaceau Smart Water.

Nearby Sample Menus

Pan Ajillo Con Queso £3.95
- Suitable for vegetarians. Ciabatta Garlic Bread with cheese.
Pan Frito Lubina £14.95
- Fresh swordfish sizzler, chargrilled and served on a bed of fried fresh vegetables, with grilled tomatoes, lemon juice and rice.
Maeloc Strawberry Cider 4.0% 330ml £3.60
- Gluten free.
Albondigas £4.95
- Meatballs in a home-made tomato and garlic sauce.
Bodegas Rasillo Tinto Rioja £14.95
- Soft, fruity red with a hint of vanilla on the finish. From Spain 13.5% vol. 750ml.
Rice £2.50
Marques De Verdellano Bobal (Rose Wine) £14.95
- A crisp, fruity pale pink wine with lots of summer fruits. From Spain 12% vol. 750ml. International Challenge 2019 Gold Medal.
Sardinas A La Plancha £5.50
- Grilled sardines served with salad and fresh lemon.

Leggera American Hot
- Under 600 calories. Pepperoni, mozzarella and tomato, with your choice of hot green, Roquito or jalapeño peppers served on a Classic-sized ring of our wholemeal, white and spelt dough, with a hole in the middle filled with a fresh, dressed salad
Slow-Roasted Tomatoes V, VG, GF
- Oregano and garlic
PizzaExpress' Pigs in Blankets
- Pancetta-wrapped pork meatballs, parsley, rocket and red onion chutney
Barbacoa GF
- Pulled Barbacoa beef, spiced chipotle salsa, tomato, mozzarella and garlic oil topped with fresh red onion, tomato and coriander on a Classic base (pictured). Also available on a gluten-free base
Honeycomb Cream Slice V
- Honeycomb, chocolate, whipped cream, and salted caramel on a biscuit base. Served with your choice of cream, gelato or mascarpone
Gluten-free Dough Balls Doppio V, GF
- A double portion of our famous gluten-free Dough Balls, with garlic butter, pesto and smoky tomato harissa
Leggera La Reine
- Under 600 calories. Italian ham, black olives, mushrooms, mozzarella and tomato served on a Classic-sized ring of our wholemeal, white and spelt dough, with a hole in the middle filled with a fresh, dressed salad
Dough Balls 'PizzaExpress' V
- A PizzaExpress classic, with garlic butter. Gluten-free Dough Balls available

Cheese and Onion Salad Roll
- Grated cheese and fat free soft cheese, packed together with sliced onions and julienne carrots in mayonnaise and salad cream. We've even put some mature cheddar cheese slices in there for good measure.
Cream Éclair
- Made from a light and fluffy choux pastry, our Cream Éclair is filled with hand-piped cream, topped with a chocolate flavour icing.
Sausage Breakfast Roll
- A bit like our tasty Sausage Breakfast Roll, for instance. Made with freshly cooked sausages in a pillow-soft, white breakfast roll, all it needs is a little dash of HP or Ketchup (Heinz of course). Job done.
Chicken and Bacon Sandwich
- Our Chicken and Bacon Sandwich is made up of seasoned sliced roast chicken breast in mayonnaise with strips of cooked smoke flavour sweet cure bacon on malted brown bread.
Triple Chocolate Muffin
- Packed with chunks of Belgian chocolate, this decadent chocolate muffin has a rich centre of smooth chocolate flavoured sauce.
Golden Syrup Porridge GF
- Golden Syrup Porridge
7 Pigs in Blankets
- 7 Cooked pork sausages wrapped in smoked streaky bacon.
Cookies
- Our cookies are soft and crumbly and are made with with milk, white and dark chocolate chunks, something for all chocolate lovers.

Batata Harra (V) £4.50
- Lebanese sauteed spicy potato cubes from fresh potatoes, green chilli, garlic and fresh coriander mixed with lemon and olive oil.
Chips £2.00
Chicken Shish with Chips & Drink £8.50
- Grilled, marinated chunks of lamb garnished with onions, tomatoes, and hummus + chips and the drink of your choice!
Bread/Khobz £0.50
Coated Wings (6pcs) £4.50
- Marinated in our special Chicko's sauce.
1/4 Pounder Burger (5oz) £3.49
- Grilled to perfection served on a toasted brioche bun with salad, melted cheese.
£5.49
Kids Strip Meal £4.50

1/4 Chicken & a Wing £8.99
Desperados (330ml) £4.50
Gluten Free New York Cheesecake £5.50
Fanta £2.80
Rib Eye Steak 12-14oz £22.99
Three Scoop of Ice Cream £4.50
- Vanilla,Strawberry, Chocolate.
Mexican Chicken £11.99
- Peri-peri chicken, jalapeños, red onion, spicy mayo, cheese, sweet chilli sauce.
BBQ Chicken £11.99
- Grilled chicken, BBQ sauce & cheddar cheese.

Vegetarian Breakfast £9.95
- 2 x vegetarian sausages, 2 x fried eggs, grilled tomato, mushrooms, avocado, hashbrown
Cajun Chicken Burger £10.95
BLT Burger £10.95
Falafel & Spinach (V) £10.95
Breakfast Ciabattas £5.95
Spiced Halloumi £10.95
- Roasted peppers, croutons & toasted munchie seeds on a bed of mixed leaf coated in a french vinaigrette.
Onion Rings £2.95
Tomato, Basil & Mozzarella (V) £6.95

- Any 3 for £12.00
BBQ Beef Nachos Sauteed Red Onions, Sour Cream, Cheddar £9.00
Spiced Butternut Squash Salad (v) Feta, Pomegranate, Couscous & Coriander £8.50
Hot Dog Brioche Bun, Fried Onions & English Mustard - Add Chips £8 £5.50
Beer-Battered Fish & Chips Mushy Peas & Tartare Sauce £10.00
Grilled Bayette Steak Garlic, Shallot & Peppercorn Butter, Watercress & Chips £12.00
Grilled Flat Bread w/ Harrissa, Humas & Babba Ganoush £5.50
Cumberland Scotch Egg w/ HP Sauce £3.50

Honey Roast Ham Salad £4.95
Baby Calamari - with garlic aioli £4.45
Extra toppings 90p
Cappuccino £2.50
Rich Dark Chocolate Fudge Cake - with ice cream £4.95
Crispy Fried Whitebait - with garlic aioli and curry mayonnaise £3.95
Beef Lasagne - British beef in a rich, spiced tomato sauce, served with garlic bread and rocket £9.95
Mocha £2.50

Lasagna Tradizionale £10.50
- With bolognese and béchamel sauce.
Gnocchi Sorrentina (V) £10.50
- Oven baked gnocchi pasta served in a tomato sauce with mozzarella and parmesan.
Trinacria Vegano (VG) £9.75
- Spaghetti with wild mushrooms, sun blushed tomato and spinach.
Risotto Rustico £14.75
- Homemade Sicilian style sausages with cannellini beans and mushrooms in a red wine sauce.
Calamari Fritti £6.75
- Deep-fried calamari served with homemade tartare sauce.
Parmigiana (V) £6.75
- Baked aubergine with mozzarella, tomato sauce and parmesan.
Pizza Capricciosa £10.95
- Tomato, mozzarella, ham, mushrooms, artichokes, black olives.
Sicilian Tasari Rosso £17.95

Belgian Bun
- Finished with fondant icing and topped with a crowd-pleasing glacé cherry.
Mexican Chicken Baguette
- Packed with delicious Mexican style chicken breast, mild cheddar cheese and a hint of chilli, this baguette is packed with crunchy sliced red onion, fiery green jalapeños, sweet chilli sauce, and fajita flavour mayonnaise. It’s the liveliest lunch this side of Guadalajara.
Southern Fried Chicken Baguette
- Southern fried style coated chicken strips, sliced mature Cheddar cheese, sliced red onion and chipotle chilli sauce in a white baguette.
Almond Croissant
- We're spoiling you at breakfast time with this delicious addition to our range. You lucky thing! An all butter croissant with an almond paste filling, topped with delightful flaked almonds.
Original Porridge GF
- Packed with oaty goodness, this classic breakfast is a tasty way to fuel up on your way from A to B. Pick up a pot next time you’re passing by and enjoy a hot and wholesome start to the day. Made to order, our Porridge pot makes a pretty nifty hand warmer too! And it's Gluten Free.
Vegan Sausage Roll
- Our new vegan friendly sausage roll has been designed to mirror some of the sausage roll’s classic features including 96 layers of light and crisp puff pastry but instead we wrap it around our own bespoke Quorn filling.
Pigs under Blankets Baguette
- Cooked pork sausage, cooked sweetcure bacon with smoke flavouring and cooked pork, onion & sage stuffing with a port and cranberry sauce in a white baguette.
Peri Peri Chicken Baguette
- Cooked sliced peri peri style chicken, mild Cheddar cheese with chilli, chipotle chilli sauce, mixed peppers and peri peri style mayonnaise in a crusty white baguette.

Prawn Crackers (G) £3.25
- Spicy and hard to stop eating!
Golden Bamboo & Chicken Bowl £12.75
- Health-giving fresh turmeric adds a vibrant yellow to this dish. Tender chicken with crunchy bamboo shoots, coconut tips and fresh green peppercorns.
Sticky Rice £3.60
Yummy Duck Spring Rolls (G) £7.25
- An alternative treat to the usual spring rolls. Shredded duck with carrot, celery and spring onion wrapped in Thai pastry.
Sticky Chicken (G) £12.75
- A favourite amongst our regulars. It’s all in the balance – crispy but not dry, sticky without being soggy. Our chefs do love a challenge…
Paneang £12.90
- Paneang is another form of red curry. Thickened with coconut milk and fragranced by finely sliced lime leaves.
Jasmine Rice £3.25
Hawker-Style Moo Ping £6.50
- Garlic and coriander marinated pork skewers seared over charcoal for a juicy, chargrilled texture. Enjoy with spicy tamarind sauce.

GF Half Rack of Ribs £11.89
- Falling-off-the-bone tender pork ribs smothered in BBQ sauce, served with a jacket potato, ‘slaw and corn on the cob.
Frankie's Classic Meatballs (New) £13.49
- Soft flavoursome lemon and herb pork meatballs in a rich tomato and Bolognese sauce, topped with mozzarella and fresh basil.
GF Fully Loaded Potato Skins bacon, cheese & chives.
- Three crispy potato skins with creamy cheesy mash filling Choose from: cheese & chives
Smoky BBQ Ribs- Half £11.99
- Falling-off-the-bone tender pork ribs smothered in BBQ sauce, served with fries, ‘slaw and corn on the cob.
Doom Bar £5.39
- 4.3% 500ml.
Chocolate Fudge Cake £5.79
- Gooey chocolate cake covered in chocolate fudge icing.
Smoky BBQ Ribs £15.99
- Falling-off-the-bone tender pork ribs smothered in BBQ sauce, served with fries, ‘slaw and corn on the cob.
GF Arrabbiata Pasta (VG) £8.99
- Roasted red peppers, red onion, green chillies and olives in a spicy tomato and garlic sauce.

Metcalfe’S Chocolate Rice Cakes V
- Ricecakes mix the perfect balance of wholegrain and white rice for a crisp crunch. Each slice is then lovingly coated in a generous layer of milk chocolate.
Raspberry Conserve V, Gf
- An individual jar of raspberry conserve. Ideal for scones or for stirring into porridge.
Milk Chocolate Stracciatella Bar V
- Milk chocolate bar filled with a sweet milk cream and chocolate shavings. A bespoke recipe for Caffè Nero, made in the North Eastern region of Italy.
Pork & Pancetta Sausage Roll
- British pork mince with Italian pancetta in all butter puff pastry hand-topped with a paprika and pork crackling sprinkle.
Sweet & Salty Popcorn V, Vg, Gf
- Popped butterfly corn with a sweet & salt flavour combination.
Caramel Shortbread V
- An all butter shortbread base, topped with our own recipe caramel, and a thick layer of Belgian chocolate.
Mozzarella & Roasted Tomato Tostati Melt V
- Oven roasted tomatoes, mozzarella and mascarpone on bloomer bread with a two cheese topping
Italian Cotto Ham & Cheese Tostati Melt
- Prosciutto cotto ham with mozzarella, Cheddar & Regato cheese and mascarpone on cheese topped sourdough bread

Pork Noodle Bar £5.80
Pepsi 0.33L £1.10
Chicken Breast Rice Bar £5.80
King Prawn Noodle Bar £6.80
Mixed Meat and Prawn Rice Bar £6.80
Chiang Mai Jungle Curry £6.50
- Gaeng pa; Thai spices, hot curry, mixed vegetables, chilli, galangal and bamboo shoots. H.
Thai Street Noodles £5.50
- With vegetables, choice of noodle and filling.
King Prawn Rice Bar £6.80

Gambas Al Ajillo £6.50
- King prawns sautéed in garlic and white wine sauce, tomato salsa and a hint of chilli, served with ciabatta bread.
Flame Grilled Piri Piri Chicken £13.95
- Flame grilled marinated chicken breast brushed with BBQ sauce. Served won a bed of Mexican rice, tortilla chips and mango sweet chilli dip.
Maple Grilled Buffalo Wings £4.95
- tender chicken wings baked in maple syrup and flame grilled in Jack Daniels® sweet n' smokey glaze.
Chicken and Tiger King Prawn £14.95
Chicken Chimichanga (Spicy) £12.95
- Large flour tortilla fried golden brown, filled with muchos nachos chilli chicken, Mexican cheese and refried beans. Accompanied on Mexican rice, sour cream, guacamole and black beans.
Flame Grilled Cajun Salmon Fillet Salad £13.95
- Tortilla basket filled with crispy mized leaves, Mexican cheese, cherry tomatoes, bell peppers, onions, jalapeños, mango and avocado. Topped with slices of flame grilled salmon fillet coated in sweet balsamic dressing.
Sour Cream £1.50
Jalapeños £1.50

Calamity's

South East England > West Sussex > Calamity's

Address

11 The Parade, East Wittering, Chichester PO20 8BN, England

Phone

01243672254

Email

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Opened hours

Monday: 9:00 AM – 5:00 PM, Tuesday: 9:00 AM – 5:00 PM, Wednesday: 9:00 AM – 5:00 PM, Thursday: 9:00 AM – 5:00 PM, Friday: 9:00 AM – 5:00 PM, Saturday: 9:00 AM – 5:00 PM, Sunday: Closed