The Old Contemptibles in Birmingham Menu

Nearby Sample Menus

Salmon & Soft Cheese Bagel (S) £4.65
- Salmon, rocket and soft cheese.
Fried Halloumi Platter (V) (Make Me GF) £6.95
- Fried halloumi, batata hara potatoes and rocket salad. Served with a flatbread.
Vanilla £3.65
Lentil Soup (VE) (Make me GF) £3.95
- Lovely lentil soup served with home-made crispy flatbread croutons and a lemon slice.
Regular Coke £2.20
Reboot £3.30
- Fresh carrot, ginger and orange juice.
Walnut Katayif £3.45
- Hot dumplings filled with chopped walnuts, dipped in syrup. Served with vanilla ice cream.
Delightfullly Delicate (N) (Nut-Free Option Available) £4.25
- Fresh strawberry and almond.

Chicken Tikka Puree £3.55
- Diced pieces of chicken breast with a sweet and sour taste served on crispy yoghurt bread.
Mixed Jalfrezi £7.95
- Chicken, lamb, mushroom and prawn jalfrezi. Cooked with crispy onions and green peppers together with a dozen spices, fried onions and green herbs. A tastefully spiced dish.
Meat Saag Aloo Mushroom Balti £6.95
Paratha £2.25
- Wholemeal bread rolled and fried in butter chefs favourite.
Chicken Chilli Garlic £6.75
- Tandoor baked chicken pieces in garlic and chilli sauce. A slightly hot and spicy dish.
Jhal £6.75
- A bangla version of chicken jalfrezi, prepared in a slightly hot red pepper sauce.
Mixed Jaipuri £7.95
- Chicken lamb and mushroom cooked in a slightly hot tangy sweet and sour sauce.
Aloo Gobi £2.85
- Potatoes and cauliflower.

25. Ong Choy Fried with Chopped Garlic £8.30
- fried water spinach/kang kong/ong choy with chopped garlic
49. Chicken fried rice £7.30
- rice stir fried with diced chicken, scrambled egg and peas
11. Kung Pao diced Chicken £8.90
- fried sweet and spicy flavor and tender chicken meat sprinkled with crunchy peanuts, scallion/spring onion and sichuan chili peppers
35. Stir-fried noodles with mixed vegetables £6.90
- stir-fried noodles with bean sprouts, shredded green and red bell pepper, shredded onion
48. Seafood fried rice £7.30
- rice stir fried with peeled prawn, squid, scrambled egg and peas
42. Udon fried with diced chicken £7.60
- stir-fried udon with diced chicken, shredded green and red bell pepper, shredded onion
500 ml bottle £2.50
40. Udon fried with mixed vegetables £7.20
- stir-fried udon with bean sprouts, shredded green and red bell pepper, shredded onion

Veggie Sushi N/A
Naked Nuts N/A
Eggs Florentine Bloomer N/A
Porridge with Chocolate & Almond Topping N/A
Beetroot & Horseradish Soup N/A
Cranberries in Coats N/A
White Americano N/A
Pure Pret Still - Lemon Aid N/A

Lamb Biryani £12.50
- Saffron flavoured basmati rice stir-fried with fresh herbs and spices, served with a medium strength mixed-vegetable curry sauce
Lamb Tikka £6.50
- Lamb culled from the fillet, flavoured with kashmiri shari jeera, then cooked in the tandoor
Lamb Karahi £12.95
- Lamb cooked in a masala of garlic, ginger, onions, tomatoes, coriander and chillies
Meal Deal for Two £29.95
Chicken Pakora £6.25
- Pieces of chicken coated in spiced gram flour batter and then deep fried till golden brown
Meal Deal for One £15.95
Chilli and Cheese Naan £3.50
Bhuna £9.95
- Moist offering prepared with peppers and fresh tomatoes

Andersons Back to front 4oz Rump steak, 4oz Hanger steak and braised ox cheeks £16.50
Pan fried black pudding with pancetta and mushrooms £4.25
18oz Shorthorn Sirloin on the bone £19.95
Baked rustic breads with roast garlic. £2.95
Slow roast peppers with garlic and thyme (v) £3.95
Selection of specialty teas £2.10
Wild mushroom and basil risotto, petite herb salad and basil oil dressing £12.95 v
Slow roast belly pork with sticky chilli and honey glaze £4.25

Vegan Dough Balls 'PizzaExpress' (V) (Ve) (VG) £3.95
- A PizzaExpress classic, served with either pestorissa - a harissa spiced tomato dip, or houmous.
Peroni Libera £3.55
- (bottle opener required) 330ml. Peroni’s first non-alcoholic lager. ABV (0.0%)
NEW Leggera Funghi Di Bosco (V) £11.60
- Under 600 calories. Portobello mushrooms, tomato, mozzarella and garlic oil, finished with fresh parsley and shaved Gran Milano cheese.
Vegan Padana (V) (Ve) (VG) £11.75
- Vegan mozzarella alternative, tomato, caramelised onion, spinach, red onion and garlic oil
Peroni Gran Riserva £6.45
- (bottle opener required) 500ml. (ABV 6.6%)
Honeycomb Cream Slice (V) £4.95
- Sweet honeycomb and chocolate pieces in a light creamy topping on a layer of salted caramel and crunchy biscuit
Dough Balls ‘PizzaExpress’ (V) £3.95
- A PizzaExpress classic, served with garlic butter.
Fanta Bundle (330ml x 4) £7.40
- glass bottle (requires bottle opener)

Keema Naan (g) (d) (n) (e) £2.10
Paratha (g) (d) (n) (e) £2.20
Balti Dish (d) £5.95
- Medium spiced with onions, tomato, garam masala & mixed paste served in a balti dish.
King Prawn Butterfly (g) (e) £3.50
- Deep-fried breadcrumbs king prawns.
Family Naan (g) (d) (n) (e) £3.30
Coca-Cola (1.5L) £3.95
Masala (d) (n) £6.95
- A creamy mild dish, flavoured with almonds pistachio & coconut. Jolpai special - tandoori king prawn, chicken tikka & lamb tikka..
Bombay Aloo (d) £2.60

SFC Drumstick + Doner Meat & Chips £7.50
One Piece Meal £3.00
- 1 piece & chips.
Three Piece Meal £5.50
- 3 piece & chips.
Plaice & Chips £12.00
The Bloody Triple Burger £8.00
- 3x4oz Burgers with Ketchup.
Family Feast (Peas) £19.00
- 2x large fish, 2x sausage, 2x Reg Chips, 2x peas, 2x Ketchup, 1x bottle Coke 1.25ltr.
Spicy Chicken Fillet Sandwich £7.00
- Served with mayo & lettuce.
The Triple Cheese & Onion Burger £8.00
- 3x4oz Burgers with Cheese.

Halloumi Saganaki £7.50
- Delicious halloumi bites dusted in semolina, dressed with honey, roasted sesame seeds and oregano. V.
Italian Gelato £4.50
- Pistachio and vanilla.
Corona (330ml) £3.80
Zaalouk £3.70
- Moroccan pan fried aubergine and tomato dip with cumin and coriander. V.
Garlic Flatbread £3.80
- Our Mediterranean flatbread, grilled and served with lemon and garlic olive oil and oregano. V.
Baklava £4.50
- Wafer thin filo pastry with walnuts, almonds and pistachios, in an orange, cinnamon and cardamom flavoured syrup.
Flatbread £3.80
- The best Mediterranean flatbread, grilled and served with olive oil and parsley. V.
Chilli Flatbread £3.80
- Our Mediterranean flatbread, grilled and served with chilli olive oil and coriander. V.

Sesame Shrimp Toast £3.50
Bread Crumbed Prawns £3.75
Crispy Duck Rolls £3.50
Regular £0.85/330ml
Cookie Dough £3.20/150ml
Thai Prawn Crackers £1.20
Chicken Satay £3.50
Thai Spiced chicken and sweet potato £4.50

Reservoir Dogs £6.45
- Smoky sausage with caramelised onions, American mustard, ketchup & melted mozzarella cheese.
Soft Drinks 330ml £1.75
Mad Max £7.95
- Lettuce, tomato, caramelised onions & gherkins with crisp flour tortilla stuffed with cheddar cheese, chicken rashers, mixed peppers, beef sausages & topped with a choice of meat dressed in our special Big Man's sauce.
Steak Chips £2.45
- V.
From Mexico with Love £4.45
- Crisp flour tortilla stuffed with melted cheddar cheese, chicken rashers, mixed peppers & beef sausages.
Michelangelo £7.45
- The classic mozzarella & tomato base combo. V.
Blazing Hot £7.75
- Two smoky sausages with roasted mixed peppers, hot jalapenos, caramelised onions with melted mozzarella cheese, homemade chilli sauce & American mustard.
Devil and Cheesy Fries £4.45
- Hot.

Red Bull £2.49
Cheesy Fries £2.49
- French Fries topped with meted nacho cheese sauce
Sparkling Water £1.99
Nacho Fries £2.99
- French Fries topped with meted nacho cheese sauce, jalapenos and our flaming seasoning
Smart Water £1.99
Melted Nacho Cheese Burger £5.99
- Doner burger, fresh lettuce served with melted nacho cheese sauce, jr. fries and a capri sun.
Flaming Fries £2.49
- French Fries coated with our flaming seasoning
Doner Box with Fries & Salad £5.49
- Your choice of meats, fresh lettuce, tomato, onion and red cabbage with fries.

Filled Potato Skins - Cowboy chilli or tomato salsa filled potato skins topped with cheese and grilled to perfection served with sour cream (v) £5.25
Basket of warm bread £4.50
Ranch salad - Steak cooked to your liking mixed with fresh salad leaves bacon, cheese, tomato and sweet corn drizzled with our ranch dressing £9.95
Mac’n'cheese (v) - Maccaroni baked through the oven in our special cheese sauce with sweet cherry tomatoes and a herby crust. £9.95
King Prawns - Coconut coated king prawns with our bourbon and coca cola sauce £5.95
New York cheese with seasonal fruit compote N/A
Toffee popcorn sundae N/A
Chips(v), corn on the cob(v), Budweiser battered onion rings(v), boston baked beans, mini caesar(v), sour cream and chives mash(v), cole-slaw(v), two fried eggs(v). £2.95 each

Mushrooms £1.09
- Fresh Mushrooms battered in golden and crispy batter. 6 per portion.
Cod and Chips £5.49
- 100% Fresh Cod Fillet cooked in crisp batter and served with real potato chips. All our fish is cooked fresh to order deep fried in low cholesterol rapeseed oil.
Pepsi Can £0.99
Southern Fried Chicken Breast and Chips £3.79
- Chicken breast pieces coated with BigJohn’s secret breading, fried to perfection in rapeseed oil. Southern fried chicken is available in 2 and 3 pieces. All served with portion of chips.
Salad Tray £1.49
- Freshly Prepared Mixed Salad (Onions, Lettuce, Cucumber, Tomato).
Yoghurt Mint Dip £0.30
- 4oz tub.
Chicken Tikka Kebab Wrap £3.69
- Chicken doner served with a hot spicy sauce and mixed leaf salad in a griddled tortilla wrap.
Big John's Double Decker Burger £3.99
- Two delicious layers of beef served with slice of cheese, fresh leaf lettuce, burger sauce, a slice of tomato, mayonnaise, fresh diced onions and relish all in a toasted bun.

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