Ha! Ha! Bar in Portsmouth Menu

Tapas and Sharing Tapas and Sharing
  • Halloumi Fries £5.95
    • Southern fried dusting with smoked paprika and saffron aioli.
  • BBQ Chicken Wings £6.95
    • Glazed with Korean inspired BBQ flavours of ginger, garlic and soy.
  • Karaage Sticky Chicken Bites £6.95
    • With toasted sesame, chilli, spring onion and chipotle jam.
  • Pil Pil King Prawns £6.50
    • In a tomato, chilli and paprika sauce with toasted ciabatta.
  • Vegan Dirty Nachos £9.50
    • Flour and beetroot chia tortillas topped with spicy chickpeas, tomato, coriander, spring onions and a dairy-free Gouda style cheese alternative. VE.
  • Duo of Humous £5.95
    • Classic and pumpkin and apple humous with crisp tortilla chips. VE.
  • Vegetable Tempura £5.95
    • Courgette, padron peppers and cauliflower in tempura batter with a creamy curried mango dip. VE.
  • Chipotle Banana Blossom Bites £5.95
    • With coconut dressing and pomegranate. VE.
Mains and Burgers Mains and Burgers
  • The Plant Based Burger £13.95
    • The revolutionary Beyond Meat ® burger that looks and cooks like meat. Plant-based patty served with a dairy-free Gouda style cheese alternative, vegan mayonnaise, lettuce, tomato and crispy onions in a seeded bun with seasoned fries. VE.
  • Chicken Katsu £11.95
    • Firecracker chicken with steamed sticky rice and a spiced coconut curry sauce.
  • Pad Thai £9.50
    • Rice noodles, free range egg, pak choi, baby corn, broccoli, sugar snap peas, beansprouts, sweet chilli and cashew nuts. V.
  • Baked Salmon Fillet £13.50
    • Ras-El-Hanout spices, giant cous cous, pomegranate, pesto, broccoli and spinach.
  • Chicken and Avocado Salad £11.50
    • Grilled chicken, avocado, cos lettuce, cherry tomatoes, Asian-style slaw and sugar snap peas with a creamy lemon dressing.
  • Beetroot, Feta and Walnut Salad £9.50
    • Candied, golden and red beetroot, lentils, chargrilled carrot, sugar snap peas, cos lettuce, feta and toasted walnuts. V.
  • Supergreen Noodle Laksa £9.50
    • Rice noodles, spiced coconut sauce with pak choi, broccoli, spinach and beansprouts. VE.
  • The Power of Five £8.50
    • Pan-fried greens, butternut squash, auberine, mushroom and peppers , toasted sesame seeds and miso sauce. VE.
  • Candied Nut Roast £10.50
    • Root vegetables and beetroot topped with pecans, cashews and cranberries served with a pumpkin and apple humous, asparagus, beluga lentils, sage pesto and watercress. VE.
  • Roasted Butternut Squash Salad £8.50
    • Spinach, asparagus, flamed peppers, cherry tomatoes, spring onions, beluga lentils, humous, pomegranate and a creamy vegan dressing. VE.
  • Power of Five Risotto £9.50
    • Risotto served with pan fried greens, butternut squash, aubergine, mushroom and peppers, toasted sesame seeds and miso sauce. VE.
Lunch Lunch
  • Chicken Quesadilla £8.95
    • Chargrilled tortilla with pulled chicken, black beans, peppers and lime, served with sour cream and seasoned fries.
  • Lentil and Chickpea Quesadilla £8.50
    • Served in a beetroot and chia seed wrap with a dairy-free Gouda style cheese alternative, rocket and seasoned fries. VE.
Sauces Sauces
  • Soy Sauce £0.50
  • Sriracha £0.50
Drinks Drinks
  • Nitro Cold Brew Coffee by Crude £3.50
    • 200ml
  • Coca Cola £3.05
    • 330ml
  • Diet Coke £2.90
    • 330ml
  • Still Water 330ml £2.35
  • Still Water 750ml £3.80
  • Sparkling Water 330ml £2.35
  • Sparkling Water 750ml £3.80
  • Fevertree Elderflower Tonic £2.80
    • 200ml
  • Fevertree Ginger Beer £2.80
    • 200ml
  • DA-SH Water Cucumber £2.95
    • 330ml
  • DA-SH Water Raspberry £2.95
    • 330ml

Nearby Sample Menus

  • Raj ofIndia Special- Amedium spicy classic mix of King Prawn, Chicken and Lamb barbecued and cooked in medium creamy sauce £11.95
  • Tamarind Chicken/Lamb- Amedium spiced Chicken or Lamb in a sweet and sourflavoured sauce £8.95
  • Half Tandoori Chicken £7.50
  • Mushroom Bahar- Mushroom stuffed with spicy minced lamb £3.95
  • King Prawn Butterfly- King Prawns marinated with egg and herbs, coated with breadcrumbs, deep fried £5.95
  • Bengal Chicken/Lamb- Asizzling tandoori dish marinated in yoghurt with vegetables and fresh herbs and medium spices £9.95
  • Raitha Yoghurt with cucumber or onion £1.95
  • Chicken/Lamb £7.95
  • The Absolute Quacker Pizza £13.00
    • Duck, hoisin, spring onion & cucumber.
  • The Fire Starter £9.50
    • Beef burger, peri-peri, chilli-pepper cheddar & jalapeños.
  • The Monster Meat Pizza £12.75
    • Pepperoni, sausage, smoked bacon & red peppers.
  • The Rita (P) £9.50
    • Heirloom tomatoes, “plant-eese” & basil.
  • Bourbon BBQ £0.50
  • The Chin Dribbler Burger £10.25
    • Beef burger, pulled pork in house bourbon bbq, monterey jack.
  • Buttermilk Baby Burger £9.50
    • Buttermilk chicken, monterey jack, bacon & blue cheese dressing.
  • The Green Machine Burger £8.50
    • House veggie patty, avocado & roasted garlic mayo.
  • Shanghai Fried Udon (Mild) £14.99
    • Shrimp, pork, vegetable.
  • Egg Roll £1.79
  • Kung Pao Shrimp (Mild) £15.99
  • Braised Eggplant & Pork (Mild) £14.99
  • Spring Roll £1.79
  • Kung Pao Beef (Mild) £13.99
  • Special Fried Rice £15.99
    • Shrimp, pork, beef & chicken.
  • Garlic Broccoli £12.59
  • Pineapple £2.95
  • Meat Puri £3.95
    • Bhuna Meat served on deep fried Indian Bread
  • Chicken with Lamb Biryani £7.95
  • Aloo Chat £3.10
  • Malayan Chicken Biryani £7.95
  • Shalimar Chicken £6.95
  • Chicken Madras £5.30
    • Fairly Hot.
  • Tandoori Mixed Kebab £4.70
    • Chicken Tikka, Lamb Tikka and Sheek Kebab
  • Chilled Tapioca Rice Pudding with Yam Flavour — 西米露 £4.50
  • Deep — fried Baby Squid with Spicy Salt (Hot & Spicy) — 椒盐吹筒 £7.80
  • Sautéed Oysters with Ginger & Spring Onions — 姜葱肥生蚝 £13.80
  • Crispy Noodles in Black Bean Sauce with (Beef) — 豉椒牛炒面(脆面) £9.80
  • Spare Ribs in Spicy Salt (Hot & Spicy) — 椒盐排骨 £9.80
  • Assorted Vegetable in Chilli & Pepper Corn Salt (Hot & Spicy) — 椒盐三蔬 £9.80
  • Assorted Seafood in Spicy Sauce (Hot & Spicy) — 鱼香三鲜 £13.80
  • Prawn & Pork Wonton Soup — 鲜虾云吞汤 £6.00
Ha! Ha! Bar

Ha! Ha! Bar

location

Address

South Promenade Building, Gunwharf Quays, Portsmouth, Hampshire, PO13TP ,

phone

Phone

02392838880

clock

Opened hours

None
price range

Price

$10 - $20

type

Type

Restaurant

service level

Service

Table Service

cuisine

Cuisine

features

Features

Dine in ,  Takeaway ,  Cash ,  EFTPOS ,  Visa ,  Mastercard ,  Bankcard

Location
South Promenade Building, Gunwharf Quays, Portsmouth, Hampshire, PO13TP ,